546 different words for being drunk

[Bamber]

Sloshed

 

[Sunlun79]

Spelling lesson at Pennywell comp?

10/10

 

[JAZZMANB]

Is mortal in there?

Aye
Also Kaylied
I think my dad said Kayline but must be it

 

[Kevj]

10/10

We were taught to spell different words like: Champagne, mortgage and Waitrose.

Its all relative I suppose.

 

[Sunlun79]

We were taught to spell different words like: Champagne, mortgage and Waitrose.

Its all relative I suppose.

I thought you said you went to Thornhill old chap not Argyle House then again it would be ‘Trust Fund, Moët and Oysters’ darling…

 

[Kevj]

I thought you said you went to Thornhill old chap not Argyle House then again it would be ‘Trust Fund, Moët and Oysters’ darling…

Touché.

I do like an oyster but Moët is a tad acidic for my tastes.

 

[WattStaxy]

Stoned was once used for pissed as well as drugged.
Never heard for a long time though.

 

[SmoggyInSunderland]

Blooted

Squifflilly Splot

 

[Guitar Man]

Hoy a old one in..... 3 sheets to the wind ?
" a right 2 and 8" ?

 

[Sneech]

I heard someone say (can't say who) that British people can basically take any noun or inanimate object, add "ED" on the end and it becomes a valid way to describe how drunk you were last night.

I got absolutely torque wrenched

I got absolutely xylophoned

I got absolutely peppermilled

I got absolutely microphoned

etc

It was on the news last week, the examples they used were bungalowed and moccasined.

The Wench asked me mine and first thing that came into my head was wigwammed which I'm going to be using from now on.

On reflection Hawkinged is pretty appropriate when you are unable to walk or talk.

 

[Wearside Wanderer II]

Blootered, the one and only

 

[The Sinful Dwarf]

I do beg your pardon, I appear to have been scandalously overserved at the bar.

 

[CPLforever]

Blootered, the one and only

Was just browsing through to see if anyone had said this one. Yep the one I use the most.

My old Ma says Fleeing a lot.

 

[Buzzer]

Tired and emotional

 

[SAFCOldie]

Mortal, wasted, clarnished, postered, three sheets to the wind

 

[look out piano]

Spangled, spannered, hammered, squiffy for me like

 

[Al Bundy]

Brahms & Lizt , if we’re going with rhyming

 

[SAFCOldie]

Spangled, spannered, hammered, squiffy for me like

He's on the spangle wagon What a great word.

 

[SPUFF]

Maybe a hartlepool only one ? …. BLAKED.

“Ere look at that daft cu nt from werk, the doyles f***ing blaked”

 

[viccarlton]

Kale-eyed?