546 different words for being drunk

[The Butcher]

Donald ducked

 

[Mackem00]

Chemist is the one I would use most regularly. To summarize, it's a shite list.

 

[LewisLad]

Blotto
Sozzled
Well-served

 

[Bob Fleming]

Chemist is the one I would use most regularly. To summarize, it's a shite list.

London centric I reckon

 

[LewisLad]

The lady was also saying how remarkable it is that so many of the words revel in the harm we are doing to ourselves.

Obliterated
Destroyed
Ruined

 

[redandwhiterob]

Splattered
Clattered

 

[chunkyshanhawk53]

Oldie’d

 

[MackneyHackem]

I heard someone say (can't say who) that British people can basically take any noun or inanimate object, add "ED" on the end and it becomes a valid way to describe how drunk you were last night.

I got absolutely torque wrenched

I got absolutely xylophoned

I got absolutely peppermilled

I got absolutely microphoned

etc

Trousered

 

[Big Duke Six]

Shiters.

 

[Harry Angstrom]

I heard someone say (can't say who) that British people can basically take any noun or inanimate object, add "ED" on the end and it becomes a valid way to describe how drunk you were last night.

I got absolutely torque wrenched

I got absolutely xylophoned

I got absolutely peppermilled

I got absolutely microphoned

etc

I got Dysoned

I got timing belted

I got Channel Foured

It works

 

[Broony70]

Being Hanked

 

[I'm Spartacus]

From 'hammered' to 'bladdered', study finds Brits have 546 words for getting drunk

Have you ever found yourself cabbaged or owly-eyed?

www.standard.co.uk

A German study has found that the Brits have 546 words for being drunk. Twatted, arseholed, shitfaced, bladdered, gazeboed, half cut and some more slightly dubious versions.

The whole list is in that article.

Buckled

 

[Kevj]

I’m a big fan of Splatterday. Bet them German boffins haven’t included that one.

Buckled

If I had a pub, I’d call it the Buckled Wheel.

 

[PrisonBroken]

Chemist

First one I noticed wasn't there

 

[mad cyril]

Blotto
Steaming
Legless

That’s the 3 I use most I reckon

 

[PrisonBroken]

Spangled.

I also thought of that but I don't use it my brother in law does
Mate if mine started the use of clegghorned

 

[I'm Spartacus]

I’m a big fan of Splatterday. Bet them German boffins haven’t included that one.


If I had a pub, I’d call it the Buckled Wheel.

Good call

Fresh air sniper would also be canny

 

[Kevj]

Smashed, mortal, chemist, pissed, twatfaced, wankered, Mangled, Spangled, Cabbaged,Sloshed…

Spelling lesson at Pennywell comp?

 

[Cannonfodder]

Never saw wa.ke.ed on there

 

[Lipso]

I got keistered