Captain Slackbladder
Winger
Topper - I'll get a bow and arrow. And a cork.
I'd like to do the great divide as well, but I'm not sure my shite legs would carry me away from a bear as easily as a dog!
http://www.adventurecycling.org/rou...ute-network/great-divide-mountain-bike-route/
Come and do the hadrians way commuting adventure, behold 33 different species of dog shite, marvel at artistic burnt out scooters. Convey with the friendly local youths, if your lucky they may offer you a drink of the local tipple lambrini.