Be some idiot who will pay it
Same as 2k for a steak with a bit of gold leaf on it with a bloke who lets salt run over his elbow
"Chocolate sprinkles on top sir?"
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Be some idiot who will pay it
Same as 2k for a steak with a bit of gold leaf on it with a bloke who lets salt run over his elbow
Like an espresso martini. You don't need a shaker and all that shite, just dump coffee and vodka into a glass.Barista competition
Open jar of coffee
Put spoonful of coffee in cup
Add hot water
Done.
Can I have it medium rareBe some idiot who will pay it
Same as 2k for a steak with a bit of gold leaf on it with a bloke who lets salt run over his elbow
I get more enjoyment out of mine when I park outside of that bloke's house and know that he can't use his front garden.And you get to stand in a back lane to drink it with ya 10 pund sarnie.
Like an espresso martini. You don't need a shaker and all that shite, just dump coffee and vodka into a glass.
There's certainly levels to making coffee. Machine is just a tool, there are lots of factors involved."Three-time UK barista champion Maxwell Colonna-Dashwood"
I didn't there was a contest for making coffee. I thought the coffee machine did the work?
"That's because it is mud, sir"I make my own espresso martinis at home. Fuck paying £15 for some overpriced, poncey shite.
To save money I sometimes use soil from the park across the street instead of coffee grounds and use rain water instead of vokda. You can hardly tell the difference.
It’s remains a source of amazement to me. So many f***ing morons paid such a premium for a steak, served by some random bloke, who simply seasoned it at the table.Be some idiot who will pay it
Same as 2k for a steak with a bit of gold leaf on it with a bloke who lets salt run over his elbow
They're no Wetherspoons.265 quid i'd guess.
Cheers, I'll give that a go in the plastic glasses I got out the bargain bucketI make my own espresso martinis at home. Fuck paying £15 for some overpriced, poncey shite.
To save money I sometimes use soil from the park across the street instead of coffee grounds and use rain water instead of vokda. You can hardly tell the difference.
What does that mean?Dialling in the beans, for starters.
Be some idiot who will pay it
Same as 2k for a steak with a bit of gold leaf on it with a bloke who lets salt run over his elbow