tunstall birdman
Striker
One knacker hangs lower than the other but this does not want to make me have sex with a frog.
anyone know how much it costs on the bus to get from Peterlee to Sunderland?
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trevor
Guest
is melted cheese not real like?
no, but i am intelligent and i work in finance
thats normal as long as its the right one
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bongo
Guest
f***ing hell man,do you really want to open that Pandoras box?
tunstall birdman
Striker
He will be up ya like a rat up a drain pipe now, brace those cheeks trev
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Poledancer
Guest
Trevor Ive only been on here for 5 mins and I fuckin love yer
BTW try Go Compare when weighin up the pasty situation
tunstall birdman
Striker
MonkeyLove
Striker
Is there no political commentry from tomorrow's broadsheets you should be instigating debate on?
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trevor
Guest
i've just googled go compare pasties
does it have a different meaning?
what the fucks a nipple pastie?
i wonder if i can get one of them for 80p
everyones fucked off to google go compare pasties
"Hi there, I would like to discuss my financial options"
"Ah, yes madam, you are in luck, you can speak to someone who works in finance, he is very intelligent"
"that sounds ideal"
"I'll just go and get him, his names Trevor... ah, I'm sorry madam, he isn't actually in. He must have spent his bus money at Greggs again and, due to being flat broke, probably wont be in until he can loan some more money off his mam"
"erm, right, dont worry, i'll gan elsewhere"
Go North East shirley
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trevor
Guest
"Hi there, I would like to discuss my financial options"
"Ah, yes madam, you are in luck, you can speak to someone who works in finance, he is very intelligent"
"that sounds ideal"
"I'll just go and get him, his names Trevor... ah, I'm sorry madam, he isn't actually in. He must have spent his bus money at Greggs again and, due to being flat broke, probably wont be in until he can loan some more money off his mam"
"erm, right, dont worry, i'll gan elsewhere"
twat
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Poledancer
Guest
i've just googled go compare pasties
does it have a different meaning?
what the fucks a nipple pastie?
i wonder if i can get one of them for 80p
everyones fucked off to google go compare pasties
I love yer even more now
thats tonights wankin material sorted
Buzzer
Winger
i've just googled go compare pasties
does it have a different meaning?
what the fucks a nipple pastie?
i wonder if i can get one of them for 80p
everyones fucked off to google go compare pasties
I got Greggs, Peters, Milligans, Thomas etc
What did you get like?
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trevor
Guest
women in skimpy clothes, with nipple pasties on:-D
"Hi there, I would like to discuss my financial options"
"Ah, yes madam, you are in luck, you can speak to someone who works in finance, he is very intelligent"
"that sounds ideal"
"I'll just go and get him, his names Trevor... ah, I'm sorry madam, he isn't actually in. He must have spent his bus money at Greggs again and, due to being flat broke, probably wont be in until he can loan some more money off his mam"
"erm, right, dont worry, i'll gan elsewhere"
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trevor
Guest
burlesque pasties
never seen them in greggs like
never seen them in greggs like
there f***ing nipple pasties man...as in paste not pasty
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trevor
Guest
do they sell them in peters?
Buzzer
Winger
peters poon hut yes....peters the bakers i aint so sure...you could ask the wifey behind the counter if you can see hers.....oh and we require pics
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