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Recommend me a funny film.

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Bully Idiot

Sad, fat internet loser waits in pubs for someone he thinks is a ballet dancer in a wheelchair
 

Hetzkes Ballet Teacher said:
Bully Idiot

Sad, fat internet loser waits in pubs for someone he thinks is a ballet dancer in a wheelchair
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:-)

is that a prequel to The Big Shoe Diaries whereby a qwerty hero feigns disablilty to avoid a damned good howking from some that simply wasn't going tio go anyway?
Starring Steve Guttenburg as the star
 
dirty bristow said:
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is that a prequel to The Big Shoe Diaries whereby a qwerty hero feigns disablilty to avoid a damned good howking from some that simply wasn't going tio go anyway?
Starring Steve Guttenburg as the star
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No, but it came out the same time as Try Harder - the story of a has-been factory worker who can't even beat a cripple up properly.
 
Hetzkes Ballet Teacher said:
No, but it came out the same time as Try Harder - the story of a has-been factory worker who can't even beat a cripple up properly.
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Before or after My Left Foot is the only bit that can identify me after this frankly ludicrous scenrio ever occured? Which it wouldn't.
Starring HBT as Steve Guttenburg.
 
Bertigo

Sesame Street's gay remake of the Hitchcock classic. Ernie geeks dizzy whenever his flatmate is near by, and the sexual tension mounts... Starring Angus Deayton, Graham Thorpe, Ed Norton, David Cameron and Steve Gutenberg.
 
dirty bristow said:
Before or after My Left Foot is the only bit that can identify me after this frankly ludicrous scenrio ever occured? Which it wouldn't.
Starring HBT as Steve Guttenburg.
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I don't know - that week I spent my disability allowance on seeing:

Bully Liar

Heartbreaking tail of someone whose relentless attention seeking, threats of violence, bans and cover ups belie the fact that they just want to be loved like everyone else. Unfortunately, they're too dull and ugly.
 
Hetzkes Ballet Teacher said:
I don't know - that week I spent my disability allowance on seeing:

Bully Liar

Heartbreaking tail of someone whose relentless attention seeking, threats of violence, bans and cover ups belie the fact that they just want to be loved like everyone else. Unfortunately, they're too dull and ugly.
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:lol:

Top Pun, the story of an exiled gobshite who uses the same fantastic "joke" time and time again.

This was a follow up to The Wizard of Aus , a true story of a man who appears to be full of himself but is infact a sad little runt . Who lives behind a curtain of fear as is afraid of his own shadow.
 
Northumbria Police Academy

A mismatched ragtag band of rookies learn to walk around with the chests puffed out thinking it makes them look impressive, block busy thoroughfares on horseback to intimidate members of the public, put innocent people in hospital then hamfistedly try to cover it up, go on Internet message boards pretending to be ordinary civilians and get found out after five seconds, treat their wives like shit and use their position in the force to get away with it and have extremely small private parts. Starring Steve Gutenberg as Cleo the police dog.
 
The Perminator

Steve Gutenberg stars as a cyborg sent back to the 1980s from the future to eradicate the footballer perm. Featuring Kevin Keegan and George Berry.
 
dirty bristow said:
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Top Pun, the story of an exiled gobshite who uses the same fantastic "joke" time and time again.

This was a follow up to The Wizard of Aus , a true story of a man who appears to be full of himself but is infact a sad little runt . Who lives behind a curtain of fear as is afraid of his own shadow.
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Was that out around the same time as:

The Dog

John Carpenter's story of a creepy, dense, wet, gruesome presence that drains the life out of anything he touches.
 
Dirty Ballet Dancing

2 old dancing rivals meet up for a final showdown. In what can only be described as a C-movie at best, the characters immediately attempt to assassinate each other in various bizarre attempts. Events take an unexpected turn, resulting in them walking off into the sun, hand in hand.
 
Homo Loan

McCauley Culkin stars as the head of Sisibank, a lending institution that positively discriminates in favour of the homosexual community.

Stars Joe Peschi as Vince Cable, and the taller one with the beard as Bernie Madoff.
 
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Victoria's Secret..

true story of infamous SMB poster "harry Potter" and his untimely death afer being accidently locked into a Victoria Secret store over a long weekend...

found dehydrated with his trousers rounds his ankles wearing 6 bra's and 14 thongs in and around his body...
 
Uncle Bucknut

A young lad is sent to live with his idiot uncle Paully, with hilarious consequences.

Starring Steve Guttenberg as the brightly shirted, be-curtained, maggy bastard uncle.
 
Carry On Doctor No

Steve Gutenberg's first outing as 007 sees him confront the threat of Kenneth Williams bringing Western civilisation to a standstill with innuendo about Hattie Jacques' ample bosom.

From Prussia With Love

James Bond spies on entirely the wrong country because of a wrong turning at a T junction and his Europe road atlas dating back to 1869.
 
Last Tango and Cash in Paris

Romantic drama in which Kurt Russell sodomises Sly Stallone using butter as a lubricant.
 
Coldfinger

With the temperatures just above freezing and a worldwide shortage of rubber gloves, 007 regrets being cavity searched at the airport.

Chundered Balls

Bond is captured by two tedious megalomaniac Geordie TV presenters while investigating telephone fraud, and has to endure a bushtucker trial to survive.

Jew Only Live Twice

Unsuccessful attempt to replace perhaps the definitive Bond, Steve Gutenberg, with Mel Gibson.

On Her Majesty's Secret Replacement Bus Service

007 is fuming after budget cuts and broken powerlines in the f***ing Ingatestone area leave him travelling very slowly to try and save the world.

Diamond Lights Are Forever

Steve Gutenberg returns as Bond to save the world once more, pursued by the rather creepy villainous duo of Hoddle and Waddle.
 
Lost Mango in Paris

A hotel heiress's trip to the fruitmonger goes horribly wrong, in this sexy comedy.
 
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