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Recommend me a funny film.

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Schindlers Fritzl :- The story of how a man conned loads of jews into thinking they were escaping the gas chamber for them to only find themselves locked up in the basement and fucked regularly by a dodgy austrian.
 
Rome Alone. The emperor takes everyone away for a big invasion of Gaul but leaves his irritating son Macaulus behind. With no one left in Rome, the barbarians think this is a perfect time to invade. But they reckoned without Macaulus, a packet of marbles and the wild animals from the Circus Maximus...
 
Schindlers Pissed - The pressure of keeping his business going during the global economic crisis drives Schindler to the bottle
 
Cockney Mackem said:
Rome Alone. The emperor takes everyone away for a big invasion of Gaul but leaves his irritating son Macaulus behind. With no one left in Rome, the barbarians think this is a perfect time to invade. But they reckoned without Macaulus, a packet of marbles and the wild animals from the Circus Maximus...
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I just abandoned the "Homo Alone" one I was working on, in which a young J Edgar Hoover...ah never mind.
 
Cockney Mackem said:
Rome Alone. The emperor takes everyone away for a big invasion of Gaul but leaves his irritating son Macaulus behind. With no one left in Rome, the barbarians think this is a perfect time to invade. But they reckoned without Macaulus, a packet of marbles and the wild animals from the Circus Maximus...
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:lol::lol:
 
The Beatrix. Ultraviolent shooutouts, kung Fu and carrot-stealing ensue when a young Peter Rabbit discovers his anthropomorphic woodland is nothing more than the fantasy creation of an unknown force.
 
Homeward Bound II Lost in San Francisco
I laughed till I wept.
Utterly hilarious.
 
Honey i shrunk my shirts
the film tells the story of a professor who accidentally shrinks his shirts with an electro-magnetic shrink ray.
 
Schindler's Rekindlers - Rebel 'Schindler Jews' infiltrate Auschwitz and relight the pyres after an incontinent SS man relieves himself on what he thought was a tree in the dark.
 
Schindlers Jizzed

Hitler realises why his new hair Gel won't hold his quiff & it smells of spunk, so his marra has to get everyone working in the barbers to meet up for a stern telling off. His pal though, has been moonlighting there so instead he steals the Tottenham Hotspur staff list and passes it off as the barbers.

Hitler gets them all to meet him in a big building so everyone can fit in, but before he gets there the boiler he thought he could fix himself without a corgi fitter, starts hoying out Carbon Monoxide and wipes out the lot of em. Gets in a bit of bother after that.

A riproaring comedy so I'm told, think that's where they got the idea for that scene in There's Something about Mary.
 
Schindler's Dissed

A downtown slant on Schindler's lowering street cred, with an oscar winning perfomance from Denzil Washington with the immortal line "Dat Mofo's gunna get beetch slapped."
 
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