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Let's all laugh at Newcastle

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Don't know if anyone's posted this, from the Holt End at Villa:
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Great to see the taunting. Villa singing 'Cheer Up Alan Shearer' and even an attempt at 'Well meet again'.

Cheers Villa. Good lads/
 
If Gatehead keep getting promoted over the next couple of seasons and Newcastle keep getting relegated they will be playing each other in just 3 seasons time. Even better, by that time - August 2011 (just 2 years time!) - Gateshead could be in the 1st Division with Newcastle in the 2nd Div!!!!!

:lol::lol::lol:
 
Some more hillarious jokes from me I have found on the net and adapted to include the mags. Whether or not people actually bother to notice or laugh I ain't bothered. It makes me laugh!:lol:

Q. What's the difference between Michael Owen and a constipated owl?
A. One shoots but can't hit, the other hoots but can't shit!

Q. What does a mag do when his team has beaten Chelsea?
A. Turn off his Playstation.

Q: What's the difference between a busload of mags and a Hedgehog?
A: On a hedgehog, the pricks are on the outside.

Q: What do you call a Mag with no arms and legs?
A: Trustworthy.

A little boy took his parents to court because he did not want to live with them anymore. The honored judge said to him "So why don't you want to live with your dad?"
"Because he beats me" said the little boy.
"Why don't you want to live with your mum then?" asked the judge.
Because she beats me aswell.
"Oh" said the judge "Well who would you like to live with then?"
The little boy replied" I would like to live with Newcastle United, because they don't beat anyone!!"

Q: How do you make a mag run?
A: Build a job centre.

Q: Why do magss plant potatoes round the edge of SJP?
A: So they have Something to lift at the end of the season.
 
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Some more hillarious jokes from me I have found on the net and adapted to include the mags. Whether or not people actually bother to notice or laugh I ain't bothered. It makes me laugh!:lol:

Q. What's the difference between Michael Owen and a constipated owl?
A. One shoots but can't hit, the other hoots but can't shit!

Q. What does a mag do when his team has beaten Chelsea?
A. Turn off his Playstation.

Q: What's the difference between a busload of mags and a Hedgehog?
A: On a hedgehog, the pricks are on the outside.

Q: What do you call a Mag with no arms and legs?
A: Trustworthy.

A little boy took his parents to court because he did not want to live with them anymore. The honored judge said to him "So why don't you want to live with your dad?"
"Because he beats me" said the little boy.
"Why don't you want to live with your mum then?" asked the judge.
Because she beats me aswell.
"Oh" said the judge "Well who would you like to live with then?"
The little boy replied" I would like to live with Newcastle United, because they don't beat anyone!!"

Q: How do you make a mag run?
A: Build a job centre.

Q: Why do magss plant potatoes round the edge of SJP?
A: So they have Something to lift at the end of the season.
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:lol::lol::lol:
 
[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4RyfC0Q4GMw[/YOUTUBE]

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ShieldsBlackCat said:
Some more hillarious jokes from me I have found on the net and adapted to include the mags. Whether or not people actually bother to notice or laugh I ain't bothered. It makes me laugh!:lol:

Q. What's the difference between Michael Owen and a constipated owl?
A. One shoots but can't hit, the other hoots but can't shit!

Q. What does a mag do when his team has beaten Chelsea?
A. Turn off his Playstation.

Q: What's the difference between a busload of mags and a Hedgehog?
A: On a hedgehog, the pricks are on the outside.

Q: What do you call a Mag with no arms and legs?
A: Trustworthy.

A little boy took his parents to court because he did not want to live with them anymore. The honored judge said to him "So why don't you want to live with your dad?"
"Because he beats me" said the little boy.
"Why don't you want to live with your mum then?" asked the judge.
Because she beats me aswell.
"Oh" said the judge "Well who would you like to live with then?"
The little boy replied" I would like to live with Newcastle United, because they don't beat anyone!!"

Q: How do you make a mag run?
A: Build a job centre.

Q: Why do magss plant potatoes round the edge of SJP?
A: So they have Something to lift at the end of the season.
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Good un's on you tube!
What's the difference between Alan Shearer and an arsonist?
An arsonist wouldn't waste his last match.

whats the difference between a wood and the premiership?
the wood still has magpies in it!
 
[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RbUoQPTGLLw[/YOUTUBE]

:lol::lol:

Not surprised the fat, old bastard has a heart condition.
 
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Hull and man utd fans sing Cheer up alan shearer:)
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