Secret Visage
Striker
Kitman?
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He’s with the England squad and your sat in your bedroom at home making sarky comments about him.Using him to make the players feel good when he cannot save fuck all, masterclass of a plan.
Hi Jason, shouldn't you be focused on your training sessions?He’s with the England squad and your sat in your bedroom at home making sarky comments about him.![]()
Are you on an Airplane?Always thought he needed the practice
Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.He is there but not in the squad - and don't call me Shirley
I remember him being interviewed after Sheff Wed battered us. He looked like he was going to cry.I think he’s a decent lad and really wanted to do well here but he was in the worst form of his career and we were shite.
Are you on a cruise ship?Are you on an Airplane?
If the 26 other players get injured/suspended along the way, he's next in line to lift the trophy if England win it. Absolutely mad when you think about it like that.
Ah mean... This is fair.In fairness on STID he always looked like he had the weight of the world on his shoulders, probably wasn’t the happiest place to be that season, not to mention he had to share his goalkeeper training sessions with f***ing Lee Camp, Mika, and Robin Ruiter. What a sad state of affairs that is.
It’s not a new phenomenon. England have taken a non playing goalie to the last few tournaments. They train and then stick around for penalty and shooting drills with the strikers when the rest of the squad (and playing goalies) have done enough. I think Tom Heaton had that role under Southgate.
Ah mean... This is fair.
He was still utter gubbins though.