Dembele

[asl02]

It’s happening.

 

[nottsmackem91]

If your best mate owned a mid-table side and you were the best player in the world, would you sign for him?

I f***ing wouldn't. I'd be annoyed if he asked ffs

He's played for 2 of the biggest clubs in Europe and not been happy at either.

 

[Whey]

He's played for 2 of the biggest clubs in Europe and not been happy at either.

Ah but has he ever had a chippy tea down seaburn ever? I think not!

 

[OneSafc]

Let's get carried away man!

 

[Roadhouse]

Ah but has he ever had a chippy tea down seaburn ever? I think not!

Wait until he tastes the mince and dumplings at Propa!

 

[Comeback_Kenwyne]

Bad apple, steer well clear.

Bad apple who won the Ballon D'or and Champions League at his club?

 

[Roker Mackem]

I am 98% certain that this won't happen.

However, I'm 99% certain that KLD will make an approach - if only a very casual one - to see if there's any chance of making it happen on a temporary basis.

We can't afford him via the traditional channels, but say he was offered the chance to take a 5% stake in the club (activated upon retirement) in order to play for us for a season. A decent retirement plan, while still having the chance to move to a big club afterwards. And for us, we get one of the world's best players (with all the boost in profile that goes with it), plus a wealthy and well connected addition to the ownership group.

It's obviously ridiculously unlikely, but it'll also definitely happen and I'll give everyone reading this £700 if it doesn't.

Shall i pm my bank details now mate?

 

[Gimeno]

If your best mate owned a mid-table side and you were the best player in the world, would you sign for him?

I f***ing wouldn't. I'd be annoyed if he asked ffs

Xhaka signed, we were odds on to be relegated at the time and KLD wasn't even an acquaintance of his

 

[not spavin]

He's played for 2 of the biggest clubs in Europe and not been happy at either.

3rd time's a charm.

 

[Liverpool Beachball]

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[columbo]

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Football royalty welcome every where he goes except Spurs

 

[Brian Griffin]

Football royalty welcome every where he goes except Spurs

Speaking to Dembele

 

[columbo]

Speaking to Dembele

Or checking on Jaydens fitness dressing room legend at Sunlund that lad

 

[chunkyshanhawk53]

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Makes Cirkin look like Dariusz Kubicki

 

[Wendall Gee]

The finances aren't too mental with this.

PSG only need 20 million to settle his nut (signed for 50 on a 5 years deal).

He's on roughly 300k per week but offer him a stake in the club with a netflix deal how he gets this little old shipbuilding city winning the league and champions league..... Bing bango... Bring him home Kyril

I'm onboard with this, after all Keith Moon's famous statement after listening to a few of his mates play some demos was 'that will go down like a lead balloon' not sure if the band made it

Whee’s paying his £400k per week then?

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[Roker Mackem]

Just missed a sitter. Shite.

 

[Raven5]

I'm onboard with this, after all Keith Moon's famous statement after listening to a few of his mates play some demos was 'that will go down like a lead balloon' not sure if the band made it

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We might save some of money when every player will be desperate to sign for us to play alongside the Ballon D'Or winner.

 

[HearMeRoar]

Its happening guys Xhaka clearly been sent in to seduce him

 

[Whey]

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Head scout, Granit Xhaka

 

[not spavin]

Dembele putting in a real #headsgone performance here.

I WONDER WHY?