The Alderete half-turn/spin

[Bawheed]

Like all of our back 5, and our midfield 3, he’s insanely confident on the ball. Still doesn’t stop me having a heart attack 20 times a game

Messi at CH

 

[PoolsMackem123]

Messi at CH

It's going to take me years to get used to this passing around at the back

 

[nandos sonic sauce]

Class that.

No idea why the Spurs player does some shit Billy Elliott impression though.

He thought omar was going to kick it out for a throw so was trying to get out the way of the ball but cool as a cucumber by Alderette

 

[sarboas]

4 goals in his first season in the prem at 20 years old? I think you underestimate how expensive players like that are.

exactly this

 

[smokeyorange]

Sent him out for ice-cream

Bergvall had to pay to get back in.

 

[Rokeroar]

His little signature move, isn't it? Had one today that sent the attacker (not sure who) down to Sheepfolds. Surely got to be some clever cloggs here with a witty name for it?

Remember back to West-Ham when he came on for Seelt and did it and thought "this lad is going to be fun to watch". Wasn't wrong. Absolute mustard.

He’s been very consistent defensively and adds a real threat going forward. Should be in the conversation for player of the season

 

[sarboas]

Easily
Roefs (£13m) now 40+
Sadiki (£17.5m) now 40+
Mukiele (£14m) now 15-20
Alderete (£10m) now 20+
Brobbey (£20m) now 30+
Talbi (17.5m) now 20+

All of those would fetch far more than what we paid if they were sold this summer. I'm probably missing a couple as well! Even the lads who were already here from the championship are now worth considerable amount more (Hume, Ballard etc.)

Our recruitment has been incredible really to get so many right in one summer

IMO

 

[Allez Les Gars]

Alderoulette

 

[Falconhoof]

He didnt break sweat yesterday. I thought he was our best player

 

[Lagger]

The Alderotate move

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He’s magnificent. What a signing, bargain too

 

[Maravilla]

Best centre-back I've seen in a Sunderland shirt. He's ridiculous and how we managed to get him for just £10 million is mind-boggling.

 

[League Wan]

With the best red & white blinkers on, Talbi hasn't increased on the near £20million we spent.

He has like, easily

 

[TZMouk]

I know he was rarely off it, but he's bounced right back to his high standards recently.

Nice little partnership going with O'Nien. Although it'll be nice to have Ballard back alongside him soon.

 

[Mr.Thunders]

That turn was as sexy as his cis female companion who I bet is a really lovely person

 

[TikaTakaTico]

He played a few too many high risk passes, presumably under instruction, and was nearly caught out by it. A few people zoomed in on that. In terms of doing the nuts and bolts of defending he's been a rock all season.

this is partly tactical though- it can beat a press if you draw them on to you

 

[Pedrovansank]

Plays the game smoking a Cuban.

Passes like a blind man at times tho. Class player overall £10m. Christ alive

10 f***ing million man

 

[BoshItLikeBardo]

The Alderotate move

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Whatever you call it, I think we can all agree it’s thoroughly wank-worthy.

 

[Woodman Boy]

Bergvall had to pay to get back in.

In that case he wasted his money

 

[Ned Land]

Plays the game smoking a Cuban.

Passes like a blind man at times tho. Class player overall £10m. Christ alive

His passing through the lines was spot on yesterday.

 

[woodlebert]

The Alderotate move

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Sent him for a pizza down Bertos