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The boy's 18 year old man. He's not even finished growing pubes yet.Chris Rigg needs to bulk up like Miley has done, he’s become a different player now he’s more physical.
Bruno and Tonali, the best CM pairing in the world according to them. Imagine losing them both in the same window.Imagine it’s Bruno and Tonali man
Half of Tyneside will have to get their dogs name changed
Aye I watched a minute
I think they’ll have to sell a player that’s attracting interest ie one of their better players. Tonali has one foot out the door, after that I agree they’ll probably find some loop hole or announce a new stadium to keep the natives at bay. However the whole Saudi situation of which Newcastle is but a pebble in isn’t as rosey as it once was and unless something clicks and they win something or get back into the champions league in the next 18 months I’d be surprised if they don’t wash their hands of them. Sportswashing seems to be slipping down the pecking order for them lately.I wouldn’t build ya hopes up. They’re the biggest bucket of shit, smelling of roses club in the country. Nowt worrying will happen, as much as we’d love to see it.
The pressure will be huge if they sell a big name and don’t replace them with similar. They don’t care about anything but names and this weird self inflated ego. Look at the summer they really thought they should be beating the likes of Liverpool and Man Utd to playersLooking at the new SCR rules I think they are going to need major player sales this summer.
According to transfermarkt they have spent between £400-£450 million over the last 3 seasons. That gives them at least £80 million amortised costs to cover this summer and now all that money from Isak and other player sales is irrelevant. Combine that with their fall in revenue from missing out on champions league and potentially Europe altogether.
They will end up making the same mistakes they have been doing, they will sell 2/3 quality players and replace them with 2/3 players for similar money, one of which will probably flop. Then they will be stuck with a squad of about 15 players and as soon as they get any injuries will rely on the like of Burn and Murphy. They need to realise 1 x 90 million player will have less squad impact than 3 x 30 million players
Fans wouldn't go for itThey are in only in big trouble with respect to their own ambition of reaching the top 4 and beyond.
They still have income which is more than 12 current Premier League clubs and 3 coming up and the vast majority of world football. Add in some big sales and there will have a decent pot of cash to work with and decent pulling power given they were in the champions league this season.
So theres no real danger, but top 4/5 next year is not looking likely at present and they will need to have an amazing summer of recruitment to get that high up in table.
I expect them to change recruitment strategy to being more like Brighton getting to highly rated younguns in.
Maybe, but it's been a long time since what the fans wanted mattered a single fuck to football club ownerships. They might soil a few bedsheets, in every sense, if this does indeed become the business model, but they'll suck it up double quick for fear of offending their murderous overlords.Fans wouldn't go for it
That club is a pandering engine in so many ways. The ownership are just as addicted to it as the fanbase. Building slowly from solid foundations - and ultimately accepting what they are as a club - is nowhere in the DNA for any of them I don’t think.Maybe, but it's been a long time since what the fans wanted mattered a single fuck to football club ownerships. They might soil a few bedsheets, in every sense, if this does indeed become the business model, but they'll suck it up double quick for fear of offending their murderous overlords.
Thats a great video tbf.I didn’t realise how knackered the squad is, they are in serious trouble:
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Thought the fella next to Eddie Howe was Bob Murray for a second
It’s mental how poorly they’ve been ran like. They’ve got about 6 or 7 players over the age of 30 with next to no resale value, 4-5 players with any sort of resale value and looking likely to go. Not one of the players they bought in the summer will return a profit. Their academy isn’t pulling up any trees with talent coming through. Every keeper they’ve got is a liability. They’re going to have to adapt a transfer policy like ours, which Howe won’t go for and they’re already pulling out daft loopholes to stay ahead of PSR.Thats a great video tbf.
I never realised how much shit they're in.
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I suspect the fact he’s relatively young, English and one of few English born RB’s in premier league has contributed to hype and silly money being bandied aroundHe's decent but no better than Nordi. Although obv younger. They'll get a wad of cash for him
Shows how fucked England are in attacking areas once Kane leaves.How the fuck he’d get near an England side in the World Cup is a mystery. The Mags have hated him for most of the season.
Still one of the best Talksport phone ins ever."WA DONT HAV TA SELL"
Excellent.I didn’t realise how knackered the squad is, they are in serious trouble:
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Just skip to last paragraph to save reading the waffle.Good watch that.
Their transfer business recently is absolutely woeful.
70m saint nick
55m Elanga
55m Wissa
40m Ramsey
Compared to
20m Brobbey
17m Sadiki
20m Le Fee
10m Mukiele
All four less than what they paid for Woltemade
He was top notch for our winner. What more could you want.I don’t get the hype , average at best