Australia v England, 2nd Test, 4th December 0400

[chunkyshanhawk53]

Can see Josh Hull playing in Sydney

Which would be top banter

 

[Rokerparkpies]

Really poor start to the day

Xhaka and Sadiki booked and I’ll be taking the toaster for a bath

Reported

 

[Sea to Shining Sea]

This game is gone. Oh well, we have our way of playing and it can be entertaining, if short lived. (I've heard my wife say similar about me lol).

Similar criticisms of Englands bowling, fielding and batting?

Short in length, a bit fumbly and playing with your hands away from the body?

 

[Kumbuka]

Predictions for tomorrow then? I’m going Australia 10 wicket win, secured at 05:15

 

[Aidan11]

Bob Willis will be turning in his grave.

 

[Mr Redknapp]

Give Jimmy a ring and tell Broad to get himself out the comms box, they’d hold a length at least

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[chunkyshanhawk53]

Give Jimmy a ring and tell Broad to get himself out the comms box, they’d hold a length at least

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[Rokerparkpies]

Predictions for tomorrow then? I’m going Australia 10 wicket win, secured at 05:15

Definitely in the 1st session

 

[GordonMuchallNo1Fan]

It's bordering on funny this now

 

[Sea to Shining Sea]

Really poor start to the day

Xhaka and Sadiki booked and I’ll be taking the toaster for a bath

I’d recommend the tele and the radio instead. At least if you don’t finish the job you’ll not be able to see or hear anything tomorrow

 

[Aidan11]

Can see Josh Hull playing in Sydney

Which would be top banter

Can he open instead of Duckett?

 

[Mr Redknapp]

Aussies bowled canny I thought (apart from the 1st session), Carey was exemplary behind the sticks.

 

[chunkyshanhawk53]

I tell you what, if they play golf before the test was due to finish they deserve to be shot with shit

 

[scotch]

Prior ripping into Pope

 

[Doctor_Sunlun]

I tell you what, if they play golf before the test was due to finish they deserve to be shot with shit

And 50 calibre bullets

 

[Sea to Shining Sea]

Can see Josh Hull playing in Sydney

Which would be top banter

If he bowls from the crease in Melbourne he might land one on the square in Sydney

 

[CraigyLee]

Give Jimmy a ring and tell Broad to get himself out the comms box, they’d hold a length at least

Think that’s been telling mind the bowling in the last 2 innings has been so bad

Jimmy and Broad as suspected are a massive miss they often dragged us back or made it at least a tad competitive

 

[Rokerparkpies]

It's bordering on funny this now

Its 20 mins before can time...our lass in York shopping with her mam...life is good...every cloud and that!!

 

[Hyltons finest]

It's like a film where there's a couple of alternative endings.

1) We get them out quick, everyone gets their hopes up, then Crawley & Duckett go cheaply. Root and Pope put on a decent stand but one falls to a good ball, the rest collapses and Australia chase down a simple total.
2) They build the lead to beyond 100, we get skittled, they chase down 40 to win.

There is no version of this film where England win.

Looks like we’ve gone for option 2 there. A fine choice if I do say so myself

 

[Binxy]

Prior ripping into Pope

Good