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Rightmove Voyeurism

buster said:
Steptoe and son film set by the looks of it.
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Think even Albert would turn his nose up at that one.
Look out the windows and all you get is a view of a brick wall about 8 foot away .
Only way it could sell is if you could prove it had actual historical provenance to someone famous so you could charge a fee to gullible tourists .

I reckon it needs to drop to just over a million to sell.
 

JJH said:
For a bit more you could get this.

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We looked at it a while back (investments) but were put off by a few things. Still a big old unit.
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Or if you worked in London and needed to be in once per week, you could buy this place for £2m. It would be around an hour and a half travel in but this is the garden you could be in for the other 4 days per week:
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Slumming it down to £1m and another 15-20 minutes on your commute, you could go for:
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That would allow you to save £1m for hotels and overnights so if you were going to shows in London you don't need to hurry back.
 
DaveH said:
Or if you worked in London and needed to be in once per week, you could buy this place for £2m. It would be around an hour and a half travel in but this is the garden you could be in for the other 4 days per week:
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Slumming it down to £1m and another 15-20 minutes on your commute, you could go for:
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That would allow you to save £1m for hotels and overnights so if you were going to shows in London you don't need to hurry back.
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Much better options than buying a tiny shit tip because it’s in the center of London .
 
Longy said:
I’m buying this one

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Take note everyone. They’ve only got grey on the balcony. I’m even surprised at that tbh.
JJH said:
Much better options than buying a tiny shit tip because it’s in the center of London .
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You think the people who buy these shiny shit tips in the centre of London don’t already have big multi million pound houses out in the country?
 
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riffraff said:
You think the people who buy these shiny shit tips in the centre of London don’t already have big multi million pound houses out in the country?
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When I win the Euromillions tonight I will be down that London looking for a shiny shit-tip. You are correct though as we will also have a place up the Northumberland coast.
 
riffraff said:
Take note everyone. They’ve only got grey on the balcony. I’m even surprised at that tbh.

You think the people who buy these shiny shit tips in the centre of London don’t already have big multi million pound houses out in the country?
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Anyone with £2m to spend will no doubt have the financial sense to conclude this particular property is not value for money .
Biffo The Bear said:
When I win the Euromillions tonight I will be down that London looking for a shiny shit-tip. You are correct though as we will also have a place up the Northumberland coast
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But you wouldn't be buying this one tho :lol:
 
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JJH said:
Anyone with £2m to spend will no doubt have the financial sense to conclude this particular property is not value for money .

But you wouldn't be buying this one tho :lol:
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I would not. That is true. I, were I the decision maker, be buying something in/around Marylebone Village. The gaffer however would have us slighter further out. Hampstead or something of that ilk.
 
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JJH said:
Anyone with £2m to spend will no doubt have the financial sense to conclude this particular property is not value for money .

But you wouldn't be buying this one tho :lol:
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JJH said:
Anyone with £2m to spend will no doubt have the financial sense to conclude this particular property is not value for money .

But you wouldn't be buying this one tho :lol:
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This particular property is not VFM at £2m? :lol: :lol: You’ve just proven you’ve absolutely no idea what you’re banging on about. It’s an absolute nailed on bargain taking into account current central London prices at £2m. Which is probably why it’s up for sale at £4.8m.
tonyfromalnwick said:
A hovel in Covent Garden for £2 mil, or this for less than half of that ?

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Haway man TFA you’re a bright lad, you know how the world works.
You know the people bidding for a central London flat at £4.8mish aren’t the sort of people who don’t have properties elsewhere. They’ve Home Counties and/or Cotswolds mansions, appts in Miami and NYC, chateaus in the South of France, Villas in the very billionaire bits of Majorca etc already. They’ll be using their central London hovel for a few nights a year after the ballet, opera, film premieres, Wimbledon, first nights, Lords and Sunderland’s storming victories over Arsenal, Spurs, Chelsea etc
 
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riffraff said:
This particular property is not VFM at £2m? :lol: :lol: You’ve just proven you’ve absolutely no idea what you’re banging on about. It’s an absolute nailed on bargain taking into account current central London prices at £2m. Which is probably why it’s up for sale at £4.8m.
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Not sure what you are on about. We are talking about the £2m shitshow of a house.

Keep up please
 
mickb2112 said:
Imagine the bloody noise though
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Agreed, there’s quieter gaffs around that way. Others were going for £7m within hearing distance of the jugglers/fire eaters and within smelling distance of the public toilets next door to the Nat West just around the corner ten years ago.
 
Reports showing central London property prices dropping by 3-5% on last years levels. Record number of houses up for sale aswell.
Time to snatch a bargain and no way that £2m hovel goes for anything near
riffraff said:
I though you were on about the Covent Garden flat.
So which property actually is the shiny shirt tip in the centre of London then?
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Nope

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