PAT Testing

[Bob Fleming]

You're clearly on a wind up so il leave it there and enjoy the sun instead.

Enjoy the fishing trip.

Sometimes i just put a sticker on if i can't be arsed. Its boring as ferk.

Has to be one of the most boring jobs imaginable.
Imagine doing it every day for decades. That was the fella who came out to me.
Mind he didn't strike me as being a wild one.

 

[SPUFF]

Has to be one of the most boring jobs imaginable.
Imagine doing it every day for decades. That was the fella who came out to me.
Mind he didn't strike me as being a wild one.

Its f***ing soul destroying

 

[yamar1]

Has to be one of the most boring jobs imaginable.
Imagine doing it every day for decades. That was the fella who came out to me.
Mind he didn't strike me as being a wild one.

Suicide stuff. Ideal for one man bands mind who want an easy life and money for nowt. Same as emergency lighting tests. Painfully boring.

Install all the way for me, the days fly by.

 

[Carteron]

This must be how sparkies can wipe their arses on £50 notes

 

[skeleton breath]

Op needs his brain PAT testing the wrangn

 

[The Raven]

It’s quite obvious, as many others have sussed, that the OP is on a wind up.

The real question is what do they get out of it.

 

[Patch]

Is this the parody thread to @Georgewhitt boiler service thread?

100% this, and that thread deserves gold status too. Topping the gas up when it's at zero pressure has had me howling.

 

[Dave Hosselhaff]

Op specifically refers to home testing marra

Yeah?

 

[legend7]

 

[Goat Eyes]

The OP renews his DBS every time he picks his kids up from school.

Superb thread by the way.

 

[yamar1]

It’s quite obvious, as many others have sussed, that the OP is on a wind up.

The real question is what do they get out of it.

A Poundland spug thread tbh.

 

[safc9450]

To be fair, we do an annual disaster recovery test where we live with relatives for 24 hours. Doesn't everyone do this?

Living with some of my relatives would be a 4ukin disaster .One hour,never mind 24 .Wait until a real disaster strikes ,then act accordingly.You will cope and then find out the real feeling of helping somebody.

 

[Rubberglove]

A Poundland spug thread

Has ‘ole spudins gone the journey again?

 

[yamar1]

Has ‘ole spudins gone the journey again?

Without looking, probably.

 

[Patch]

A Poundland spug thread tbh.

It's a parody thread, and done very well. Refer to the boiler thread.

 

[yamar1]

It's a parody thread, and done very well. Refer to the boiler thread.

Seen it aye. Incandescent stuff.

 

[Daydream Believer]

Has ‘ole spudins gone the journey again?

He was going to but spent his bus fare at Greggs

 

[Patch]

Seen it aye. Incandescent stuff.

Take care, and make sure you top the gas up in your boiler.

 

[southstander]

OP needs to think outside the box. PAT tester ~ £300 on Amazon, fill your boots.

EDIT: you can buy stickers for a really professional job.

 

[Big Duke Six]

I think I paid about £300 to get every device tested in my factory unit last year. £2k is taking the piss.