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Really minor annoyances

caravans and motorhomes. also any car that has one of those sackless roof boxes.
people who drive far too fast when it's hoying down. the edinburgh city bypass. dundee.
 

Bordering a major annoyance like but when you get the ice cream out of the freezer and open it and some creature has put it back with this much in. Same goes for any other packets of stuff. Either lazy or trying to hide the fact they've munched it all

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At Christmas we usually get a few boxes of pretty good quality chocolates as a joint gift for me and the wife. I will have been seeing them sat on the utility room bench thinking I fancy them but there is Christmas leftovers and the general eating too much to get over, so they wait.

Then by late January we might be sitting down to watch a film and I’ll suggest opening one of them. At that point I find that for the last few weeks my self restraint in opening them has been a neatly stacked pile of empty boxes and my wife has scoffed the lot without letting me have a single one.
 
Listeming to someone on Desert Island Discs who you think is a really boring fucker, and finding out they are actually really interesting and an all round "good egg". (Stephen Mangan)
 
Listeming to someone on Desert Island Discs who you think is a really boring fucker, and finding out they are actually really interesting and an all round "good egg". (Stephen Mangan)
Hate it when they actually are a bit boring & you're about to change station or switch it off & they announce "This is why I love White Man in Hammersmith Palais" or some other song you love...
 
The way the mrs (no) puts stuff in the kitchen bin and then says it full. I then push the rubbish down in the bin and it's about 1/3 full. Plus I'll usually get some sort of bin juice on my hand.

My kids have a knack of pushing the top edge of the bin liner down into the bin and it falls to me to have to put my hand in and retrieve it.
 
Hate it when they actually are a bit boring & you're about to change station or switch it off & they announce "This is why I love White Man in Hammersmith Palais" or some other song you love...
God I fuckin hate that song.
Any time Tommy Hare was DJing he’d finish the night with that. I hated the song in the first place but that was always the signal to get your coat and get out.
 
God I fuckin hate that song.
Any time Tommy Hare was DJing he’d finish the night with that. I hated the song in the first place but that was always the signal to get your coat and get out.
Obviously knew he was ganna get rid of the fools and boring bassas.. 😁
 
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Apologies car related but thickos who go to do a full shop at a supermarket but reverse into their car park space. They then have to trail between cars with bags of shopping to stick it in the boot. Thick
 
Ordered the bairn some new bedding including a single duvet cover from Dunelm but they accidentally sent a super king size.

Returned it and re-ordered a single. They sent another superking size.

Sent that one back with a bright pink postit note stuck on it saying "please exchange for a single size".

Package arrived yesterday and they've exchanged the super king size for another super king 🤦‍♀️

Taking it back in person this morning to see if they can sort it in store. It's an online only pattern so it's not stocked in store and comes from their warehouse.
 
At Christmas we usually get a few boxes of pretty good quality chocolates as a joint gift for me and the wife. I will have been seeing them sat on the utility room bench thinking I fancy them but there is Christmas leftovers and the general eating too much to get over, so they wait.

Then by late January we might be sitting down to watch a film and I’ll suggest opening one of them. At that point I find that for the last few weeks my self restraint in opening them has been a neatly stacked pile of empty boxes and my wife has scoffed the lot without letting me have a single one.
That reminds me when I was a kid I sometimes cut a little slit out of the bags of fun size sweets and slid some out, got carried away and there wasn't many left, surely others have done the same with vodka until it's mostly water 🤣
 
Ordered the bairn some new bedding including a single duvet cover from Dunelm but they accidentally sent a super king size.

Returned it and re-ordered a single. They sent another superking size.

Sent that one back with a bright pink postit note stuck on it saying "please exchange for a single size".

Package arrived yesterday and they've exchanged the super king size for another super king 🤦‍♀️

Taking it back in person this morning to see if they can sort it in store. It's an online only pattern so it's not stocked in store and comes from their warehouse.
Absolute madness that they didn't know the difference between a super king size and a single ffs (hope you get sorted xx).
 
Ordered the bairn some new bedding including a single duvet cover from Dunelm but they accidentally sent a super king size.

Returned it and re-ordered a single. They sent another superking size.

Sent that one back with a bright pink postit note stuck on it saying "please exchange for a single size".

Package arrived yesterday and they've exchanged the super king size for another super king 🤦‍♀️

Taking it back in person this morning to see if they can sort it in store. It's an online only pattern so it's not stocked in store and comes from their warehouse.
The way around this is to buy the bairn a Super King size bed ….. erm just a suggestion 😁
 
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