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Worst thing / trick ever played on a Newcastle fan.

socrates said:
middle of summer I was on 3rd floor of work office. Mag was moving on and the presentation was in upstairs office. He was presented with Mag black and white shirt. He knew I was Mackem, threw it in my face and laughing shouted what do you think of that then.

It went out the window.
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Politics & Football doesn’t mix moral of the story
 

When I was a bairn (11 I think!), my mothers partner bought me Newcastle pyjamas as part of my Christmas eve box.

I told him to fuck off and throw the bastards out of the window then got sent to bed for not taking a joke.

I pissed in his mouthwash bottle and used his toothbrush to clean the toilet. I also smashed his car windows the next day.

My mam was fuming and when she told my dad what I'd done he said "if you didn't buy him Newcastle pyjamas he wouldn't have done it"
 
Not exactly a trick played on them but one of the funniest things I ever heard was the lad off here who rang Talksport or something and pretended to be one of them. Some of the cliches he came out with were superb. Absolute genius.
 
damok666 said:
Not exactly a trick played on them but one of the funniest things I ever heard was the lad off here who rang Talksport or something and pretended to be one of them. Some of the cliches he came out with were superb. Absolute genius.
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He scored so many goals.


Or was that an actual mag?
 
Not a trick played on a mag but I remember when we played them at Roker in 96/97 season and someone lobbed a pie at Ginola when he was taking a corner and it either hit him or splattered up his leg and someone shouted "cos you are worthz itz" (in reference to his shampoo adverts). That was canny funny. He wasn't amused :lol:
 
Worked in Nissan when we had Man City in the playoff final. Me and a mate were going down for the game so i left work early on the friday. The lad had been winding me up all day, singing Blue Moon etc. I left and took some Red and White tape (not sticky, just the plastic stuff you use to cordon an area off) and wrapped it over and then under his car. Must have got to 10 or so times and security pulled up and asked what I was doing. They laughed and left (if you've worked in Nissan you know how rare security laughing is). Carried on until i dont it 20 times and made my way home to get ready and head down to Wembley, chuckling just knowing what his face would look like when he left work and had to spend 5-10 mins removing red and white from his car.

Took it remarkably well, still messages me every year when it comes up on socials and has a good laugh
 
Got on a London train from Edinburgh once. Lad gets on at Alnmouth in a Newcastle shirt. He sat across the aisle from me with a few cans, and from his very loud phone converstion he made it clear he was going down to Manchester the night before their game.

He was on the call boasting to someone about how cheap his fare was compared to travelling on matchday. Even boasting about the deal he got on a hotel and the drinking he planned to do that night in Manchester

He was asleep by Darlington. But being the kind person I am, I woke him up at York.

By banging on the window.
From the outside
As the guard blew his whistle.

Next stop, King's Cross.

(To be honest it wasn't entirely deliberate. I didn't plan it as such. I was off the train already when I noticed him asleep with his head against the window and couldn't resist seeing his reaction)
 
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I created a fake ‘Sunderland Superstars’ letter that I sent to my brother in law (Mag) after the birth of his son. Registering his son as a Sunderland supporter for life. Gave him a membership number and certificate.

He totally fell for it, went mental with me.
 
I wore a Liverpool shirt to work the day in Gosforth after one of them 4-3s back way when. Fuck me, you`d think i`d killed some fucker they went absolutely mental. Cant really blame them like I suppose on reflection but always remember this one fella who must of been in his late 40s was absolutely purple with anger. Never seen anyone before or after as angry as he was :lol:

I done him again a couple years after by referring to Graham Fenton as a local hero
 
Grimes said:
My mag uncle burst out laughing cos I got Bellion on the back of our home top at the time so I flushed his and his wifes heart medication down the toilet
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Fuck me man 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Was in Spain a few years ago.

Was a mag who always had his towel out on the sunbed 24/7 so he got the best spot.

Was a right bellend aswell.

One night after a night out I put his towel in one of those massive trash bins they have outside the hotel on the street , the ones that always stink and are minging.

Set my alarm early got it back out the bin and put it neatly back on his Lounger.

Sat all day creased watching him
Keep smelling it and himself looking perplexed .


My lass was like that’s made your holiday hasn’t it.
 
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Redandwhitedust said:
Got on a London train from Edinburgh once. Lad gets on at Alnmouth in a Newcastle shirt. He sat across the aisle from me with a few cans, and from his very loud phone converstion he made it clear he was going down to Manchester the night before their game.

He was on the call boasting to someone about how cheap his fare was compared to travelling on matchday. Even boasting about the deal he got on a hotel and the drinking he planned to do that night in Manchester

He was asleep by Darlington. But being the kind person I am, I woke him up at York.

By banging on the window.
From the outside
As the guard blew his whistle.

Next stop, King's Cross.

(To be honest it wasn't entirely deliberate. I didn't plan it as such. I was off the train already when I noticed him asleep with his head against the window and couldn't resist seeing his reaction)
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You saw your chance, and took it !! Well played Sir !
 
Swindon On Tour said:
Following on from the marriage thread.
Come on then must be some belters.
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Not really bad, but funny. When i was about 16 the mags beat us and after the game one of my mag mates came round to take the piss. My dad didnt like this kid very much to start with so when he heard he was at the door he got a bucket of water and poured it out the bedroom window all over my mate. He was absolutely drenched :lol:
 
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