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Worst thing / trick ever played on a Newcastle fan.


enjoyed some prank calls from wee Philee at the wheat sheaf before the fa cup game. phong local taxi companies and i think a kebab shop asking for stupid things while on the load speaker. I managed to get hold of michael chopra's number and gave it to him but went to voice mail.....he was left massive co-ordinated 'fuck the mags' message by the whole pub.
 
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A good mate (sadly passed away too young a few years ago) had a house full and a boozy dinner party for his 50th birthday. Always knew he could 'give it' when it came to Sunderland but thought I'd test him on the night to see how he'd 'take it' so to speak.
Some presents were forthcoming from the guests and then he opened mine. Enlarged to A3 and beautifully framed at considerable expense. It was worth every penny when the penny dropped.
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WalkerSAFC said:
Remember seeing someone on twitter convince a mag that he had a spare ticket for one their away games (villa i think) and that he'd meet him down there to give him the ticket.

Said mag travelled down and rang him, only to be greeted by a bunch of lads singing Anti newcastle chants downt the phone
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Think it was Brentford (very small allocation).
No idea of true but, if so, it’s shite craic. The lad being duped must be pretty dim but still not on.
 
Freddie the Greek said:
Used to love the tales of people ringing The Strawberry after a Derby win :cool:

I'm sure Quinny told a story in his autobiography about ringing a Mag pub when they were playing in The Champions League one night and claiming he was from Sky and told the landlord he needed to go up an re-adjust his satellite dish, thus making the picture gan fuzzy 😆
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‘Mary?! Get oot the laddas’
 
Joaquin said:
Once created a letter from 'NUFC' stating that my mag mate was being invited for trials with Newcastle. Posted it through his letterbox and let him brag about it all of the next day at school before we told him it was b*llocks.

We were about 12 at the time like, canny harsh in hindsight :cool:
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To be fair mate, if he was the sort that was bragging about it all day then fuck him.

If he'd been quiet and gracious about the whole thing I'd have felt really sorry for the lad mind
 
A long while ago I used to frequent the Not606 board. This had boards for most clubs. Looking in on the mag board one Saturday, lots of them were asking for links to free streams for their match. I posted that Lemonparty* website had just what they needed. I got banned lol

*Do not, under any circumstances google or otherwise attempt to access Lemonparty website, unless you’re into pics of very elderly gay porn
 
Not the worst, but the Best I have done :eek:
Mag that lives close by, I never see hide or hair of him but a while ago after they qualified for Europe I was out washing my car when he drove up and started giving it loud, I looked up and somehow the hoze went right in his car, I did say sorry.
FTM I hate the bastards.
 
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