If I have to think, I'll use the sink.
Too much drink if you have to use the sink.
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If I have to think, I'll use the sink.
We hate it when our friends become successfulSorry, another whinge, cos it's my favourite thing:
Friends that make an arse of their life to the point you can't share any good stuff with them - fun activities, a situation turns in your favour, a new thing you're hyped about buying - because it'll be seen as crowing. It starts feeling like they resent owt good happening to you.
Noticed you edited there.For me it's things I tune into and wind me up. I mean..... none of them are serious and I can cope like, but they are minor annoyances.
TV audiences who clap along in time to the music but continue clapping when the music has stopped
People who say 'acrost' instead of 'across'
People who make a noise when they open their mouth to speak (not the speaking itself, but the noise their mouths make when they open it)
Saying Tescos instead of Tesco, Marks and Spencers instead of Marks and Spencer, Pfizers instead of Pfizer - but not saying Amazons, BPs or Costas
Dumbing down on TV.... specifically the use of Dr <first name> (e.g. Dr Chris)
Football commentators using 'just about' as 'only just' instead of 'not quite'
Moronic ex-footballers like Shearer and Wright speaking badly on MotD and similar. The kids copy things like "He done good"
Having to use mobile phone apps that are badly designed - forcing user to tap on glass and to zoom in to find the boxes that need filling in
Anything at all that involves the word 'celebrity' (other than perhaps Celebrity Readers' Wives)
We hate it when our friends become successful
Perhaps you’ve outgrown one another.Aye, he seemed to like me a lot more when my life was f***ing shite.
Perhaps you’ve outgrown one another.
The ridiculous short drive is equally frustrating.When the plane isn’t anywhere near the gate and the bus takes ages to get there. Loads of people saying “I think we must be driving back to <insert name of airport>”.
Haway thenWhen the plane isn’t anywhere near the gate and the bus takes ages to get there. Loads of people saying “I think we must be driving back to <insert name of airport>”.
Haway then
Where you off to?
People who brag about being on holiday. AgainDisposable plastic cups individually wrapped in plastic bags in hotel bathrooms.
People who brag about being on holiday. Again
People who brag about being on holiday. Again
Don’t know what you meanWhen there's a thread on here and people have to come on the thread to let you know they've never heard of the thing/person.