Speakmans email of employment

[jarrowdiamond]

Dear Mr (fill in name of someone yet to turn us down)

Please come and join our club.

I handall all transfers, which will be kids on a free, your coaches will be Dodds, who has a fantastic win rate of 21% and Proctor, who scored more own goals than goals as a striker in his career. You also won't be allowed to bring any of your own staff in, sound good?

Yours sincerely

Mr Speakman


Club is a f***ing laughing stock.

 

[Iansun45]

I'd imagine nobody want to work for the

 

[jarrowdiamond]

I'd imagine nobody want to work for the

Evidentially, at least 3 managers have walked away from talks with us.

 

[Iansun45]

Evidentially, at least 3 managers have walked away from talks with us.

Can't blame them, and if rumours are true about players turning down contracts says more than ever about speakman and kld

 

[Father Jack Hackett]

Learned lessons from last season though

 

[Yuri]

Useless bastard can't even spell!

 

[jarrowdiamond]

Useless bastard can't even spell!

I know, I literally got that direct from Will Still so it's 100% genuine.

 

[Geppetto]

This legit?

 

[Fetch Fletch]

Fucker’s so arrogant he’s inventing his own words

 

[Gudger College]

This legit?

Congratulations, you've passed the first round of interviews.

 

[Geppetto]

Also what type of name is that?!