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The Seagulls


Wonder if they're saying that about us.
Brilliant.

“No chance I’m letting you have a go in front of this lot, what were you thinking, you twat!”

“Sorry love, I promise I’ve come here each afternoon this week and there’s been no one here. I found us a nice quiet roosting spot in the back row that even had left over chips & bits of stottie.”

“Wanker. Didn’t you think that it was match day so it was likely that a few thousand of the curtain twitchers would be out watching????”
 
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