Random food items that give you the shits

[Father Jack Hackett]

Guinness!

I'm not so bad with Guinneas. Lager, on the other hand...

 

[mini-x2]

Encona Hot Pepper Sauce which is lovely but the next day has me shooting things out of my arse.

 

[thamesvalleyman]

Lime pickle. May as well just tip the stuff straight in the pan. Same goes with sweetcorn.

Might as well cut out the middleman @hank williams @Al Bundy @gluepot @STUMPY

 

[KarenDent]

Milk

Definitely

 

[AndyGray1985]

Encona Hot Pepper Sauce which is lovely but the next day has me shooting things out of my arse.

A price worth paying

 

[mini-x2]

A price worth paying

It must be because I never learn.

 

[dom]

Swan, too greasy for me

Albatross

 

[Fetch Fletch]

kale sets me off like that fountain in Geneva

 

[martinlumley]

Nutella, coffee and beers

 

[Five-Quarter]

KFC

Aye this. last time I had the shits proper it was a kfc. Haven't been back since

 

[Latka Gravas]

It doesn’t give me the shits, but coffee has an instant effect on my bowels

 

[daventry cat]

Sucking out the contents of the heads of crevettes can be a bit of a gamble

 

[70s traveller]

Savaloy dips with mustard & fried onions. Nice when you eat them, but when the gurgle starts stay close to a toilet.

 

[Gene Hunt]

Costa Coffee. Any other coffee normally helps things along but I can barely finish a Costa without my stomach starting to gurgle and pop. Also pomegranate juice is like a liquid enema, goes straight through without passing Go.

 

[Yahrba]

Sounds ideal that. Think it's relatively hard to get the daily intake of fibre in the modern diet without purposely eating high fibre foods.

It is , especially if youre calorie watching. I use my fitness pal to track all kinds of nutrients and unless i do something positive re fibre like that i have a job on getting enough protien , fibre and stay within calorie count.
Having the mix puts me straight up to 80 grm fiber for around 350 cals .

 

[MustardAndOnions]

weetabix

 

[Daydream Believer]

Blue cheeses. They go through me like a Porsche. Love them tough so every now & then I'll have some then go straight to the throne.

Fish and chips laced with vinegar

Shits straight away

Vinegar or Non-brewed condiment? If it was put on at the chippy it's the latter, not vinegar.

 

[ivanthereasonable]

Sword fish = 2-00am-ish vomit guaranteed. + the last time, shits too, both at the same time. Quite difficult to manage.

 

[cosmicchris00]

Lansoprazole.

It's not the frequency that changes but its like a rancid molten lava.

I was at an away day with work and nipped back to the hotel room for a Tom Tit and needed to have a shower afterwards

 

[mini-x2]

Fuck me Ive had an Indians last night and I've never been off the bog all morning, must be nowt left of me