Getting the snip

Longy said:
f***ing useless šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚

Just dropped my sample off. Managed to hit the cup as Iā€™m not a complete clownshoe
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Not sure what your local hospital is like but when I dropped my second sample off, after a VERY challenging wank in the toilets by the outpatients cafe, I had to wait in line at the lab window thing. When i got to the front of the queue, with loads of people behind me, the rather pretty girl behind the window - rather thank take a wild guess or look at the f***ing label on the tube - asked me what i was dropping off. I mumbled "it's a sperm sample.." to which she said "sorry, i can't hear you." Humiliated I said "IT'S A SPERM SAMPLE, OK??" to much amusement of those behind me, and to her obvious smug satisfaction.

If I'd met her before having to produce the sample, the wank in the hospital bog might not have been so challenging, even with the bloke in the cubicle next to me noisily straining for a repulsive smelling shit.
 


Goat Eyes said:
Because youā€™re not a heavy cummer I suspect.
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Letā€™s be honest, a heavy cummer wouldnā€™t contemplate a vasectomy which would rob them of their manliness.
Ageing Grey Mackem said:
Not sure what your local hospital is like but when I dropped my second sample off, after a VERY challenging wank in the toilets by the outpatients cafe, I had to wait in line at the lab window thing. When i got to the front of the queue, with loads of people behind me, the rather pretty girl behind the window - rather thank take a wild guess or look at the f***ing label on the tube - asked me what i was dropping off. I mumbled "it's a sperm sample.." to which she said "sorry, i can't hear you." Humiliated I said "IT'S A SPERM SAMPLE, OK??" to much amusement of those behind me, and to her obvious smug satisfaction.

If I'd met her before having to produce the sample, the wank in the hospital bog might not have been so challenging, even with the bloke in the cubicle next to me noisily straining for a repulsive smelling shit.
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Had to do it at home & take it to the QE in Gateshead. Parking was a f***ing nightmare. When I walked in looking a bit confused, a delivery man says ā€œsamples are through there mateā€. Handed it in at a window of what I can only describe as a warehouse of scientists testing jism.

Didnā€™t even ask me for anything. Just took the envelope with my cup of man syrup in & walked away. Felt like it should be more official
 
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Got my first appointment next month, what sort of timescales are you looking at to getting the deed done from there? Had to wait 2 months just for the appointment
 
harmy said:
Took nearly 5 months from seeing dr to my appointment on Saturday.

How long does the procedure actually take? Hearing 5 minutes to 15 minutes.
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I reckon I was in for 20 mins. Felt longer but probably because it's just a slightly uncomfortable experience. Well worth it though for the peace of mind.
 
Rang docs in March appt in Nov. Scar tissue put it off for two weeks. 20 weeks later and the confirmation that I fire blanks was tremendous, especially when the team at work overhear the call.
 

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