Christmas compendium ... November 22

[Binxy]

Watching Christmas Story (1983 movie) again.

You'll shoot your eye out.

 

[123SunTan]

You'll shoot your eye out.

Several memorable scenes but the tongue scene is at another level

 

[MackneyHackem]

Hate the mad rush to buy presents people won't even use..just for the sake of it.

The stress of Christmas Day.

Elf on a bloody shelf.

Other than that I love everything about it.

“Oooh look, a dual pack of Molton Brown body lotion – just what I’ve always wanted!”

Straight into landfill. Horrendous.

 

[Sbarcher]

Young'un - you've alot to answer for. There's been a sandstorm blowing through my house.........

 

[dangermows]

When did men become so pussy whipped?

Not sure Harry lad.

 

[Lionel Hutzz]

Well I went to mine last night and today I'm on the sofa shivering scared to ever leave the house again

 

[Gillythedilf]

Well I went to mine last night and today I'm on the sofa shivering scared to ever leave the house again

We have our at Xmas .I’m old fashioned like that.

 

[Goat Eyes]

A wise one I used to work with once told me never mix work with pleasure, but I persuaded him otherwise that year and we got into a mass fight at Roker hotel (well handbags really) anyway we were thrown out and it was also very awkward with a f few of the girls after that party for a while

So, I've never done one since and that was 9 years ago, oh and the wise one left soon after

He is on here somewhere actually but don't know his username but do know he likes to use the word Clown shoe a lot

@CatRyan. Always knew she was a weedy little bloke from the North East.

We have our at Xmas .I’m old fashioned like that.

Aye, it’s November, that’s just called a night out isn’t it.

 

[Mantobar]

Not for me like
£10 a present to get something that'll be crap and dont want and have to spend a tenner on someone I dont like
Apparently I'm miserable

 

[Raker]

Never something I’ve ever done like. I can guess the SMB’s stance when they go on like a few pints with work at Christmas is like a shift at war.

 

[Captain Slackbladder]

Did it once with graft years back tenner each....got a lifting bottle of wine.

I was raging....

 

[Geronimo]

For wimmin.
Bloke's who partake are wrong 'uns

 

[Tattootwin]

Nah

 

[onestepbeyond]

Not for me like
£10 a present to get something that'll be crap and dont want and have to spend a tenner on someone I dont like
Apparently I'm miserable

100% this I was me at my place. Everyone gets excited putting the names in the hat etc, pulling them out and then not really keeping it a secret anyway. I hate shopping at the best of times never mind having to buy a present for someone I know nothing about. I explained it was forced fun (which I hate) and I won’t be participating. I was told I had to dress as Santa to hand them out instead

 

[Space Hopper]

You'll know I'm your Secret Santa if you don't get anything.

 

[Big Jeff]

Not for me like
£10 a present to get something that'll be crap and dont want and have to spend a tenner on someone I dont like
Apparently I'm miserable

Same here, never had to do it. But I would not want to.

The festive season gives the Fun Police licence to try to enforce their faux bonhomie on others.

 

[Rubberglove]

Normally the immature mouth breathers in call centres who participate in this utter bollox iirc

 

[Amber]

For wimmin.
Bloke's who partake are wrong 'uns

Not for women either. I’d be ermm no thanks.

 

[chunkyshanhawk53]

@Gillythedilf is a big fan iirc

 

[JL1985]

Get them a self help book - how to lose weight quickly or coping with being a nonce.

It will be the first and only time you have to do ‘secret Santa.