NUFC and other Sportswashing Spring 2022

[Daffy]

Every Newcastle match thread on here you can guarantee there'll be posts moaning and saying the other team are rubbish could be playing Man City losing 9-0 and people would still be moaning about them.

They have a canny knack of playing teams not at their best

 

[hank williams]

Their main threat by a mile

Behave he’s chronicly bad

 

[KarenDent]

@Authentic Author running off to the moderators are we? Grass.

He/she/it has just done the same on the Al Qaeda match thread

 

[Daffy]

Behave he’s chronicly bad

Haway man marra , you know that’s not true
He’s a match winner & can create something from nothing , goes past players like they’re not there
I don’t like the fact they’ve got him but let’s not be daft
Almiron is an embarrassment
Always rolling around like he’s been took out by a sniper
Little wanker

 

[1more]

Steve Bruce, far right brown hair.

Got to be

 

[hank williams]

Haway man marra , you know that’s not true
He’s a match winner & can create something from nothing , goes past players like they’re not there
I don’t like the fact they’ve got him but let’s not be daft

Another one fallen for the hype about him he’s exactly like Traore who was at wolves


all fart & no shite his only attribute he’s got pace

 

[BigPete]

all fart & no shite

Aye this is true like has the occasional follow through but all fart and no shite.

If he did have the finishing or cutting pass at the end of each of his runs he'd go for a fortune but he doesn't

 

[Snappy]

Lookman wants an eternity on the ball in front of goal.

 

[OohBaldyBally]

Just keep letting Joe Linton shoot

 

[safcforever]

Haway man marra , you know that’s not true
He’s a match winner & can create something from nothing , goes past players like they’re not there
I don’t like the fact they’ve got him but let’s not be daft
Almiron is an embarrassment
Always rolling around like he’s been took out by a sniper
Little wanker

He’s class like, should be at a bigger club

 

[Iansun45]

They have a canny knack of playing teams not at their best

Exactly this

 

[tenpins]

These are both happy with a point.

 

[Mark E Smith]

ASM is absolute dogshit. If someone’s prepared to pay £50m for him they should snap their hands off. Or cut them off.

 

[hank williams]

ASM is absolute dogshit. If someone’s prepared to pay £50m for him they should snap their hands off. Or cut them off.

Like me someone knas their onions

 

[tenpins]

ASM is absolute dogshit. If someone’s prepared to pay £50m for him they should snap their hands off. Or cut them off.

Guaranteed to score now.

 

[Ashley In!!]

ASM is absolute dogshit. If someone’s prepared to pay £50m for him they should snap their hands off. Or cut them off.

He's like Sessengon but less consistent and with less end product.

 

[Drexl]

Dan Burn is a right snidey fucker like. Shithouse.

 

[hank williams]

Another ball lost by ASM

Guaranteed to score now.

Hopefully an OG

 

[dixonsafc]

Joe Linton is an embarrassingly bad footballer

 

[HoxtonMackem]

‘Wor Maxi’ is utter garbage like