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NUFC and other Sportswashing Spring 2022

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Chortle that went well

You're not man you're still absolutely f***ing shite you've had a couple of lucky wins and beat a few shite teams. You got beat of 10 men Everton and this is an Everton team who are shambolic
Yesterdays result shows exactly where they are along the road to world domination. Come across a half competent team and get absolutely howked. They were a complete shambles yesterday. If that had been spacehopper heed instead of Beheaddie the petitions would have been flying and shops being shouted at all owwer.
 
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Yesterdays result shows exactly where the are along the road to world domination. Come across a half competent team and get absolutely howked. They were an absolute shambles yesterday. If that had been spacehopper heed instead of Beheaddie the petitions would have been flying and shops being shouted at all owwer.
Without a doubt. That was as bad as any performance under Bruce
 
Not necessarily. You spent a fortune in January and the performances/improvement have been minimal.

You'll probably spend more in summer but no guarantee you will improve drastically. And if you don't you'll all turn on the Saudis and start taking an interest in human rights.

You won't find a single Newcastle fan whoever supported the takeover if that happens.
Theres no guarantee, but if we buy better players than what we already have then we'll naturally improve. It's not going to take too much to improve on some positions.
 
Genuine question to the mags on here, (and anyone else who wants to chip in).

How much do you think Newcastle need to spend to be anywhere near the top 6?

Based on what I saw this evening, you are absolutely light years behind the top six.

p.s. Don't give me all that "it's a project" crap. Because I guarantee Spurs, Man U etc have their own "projects" which are far more advanced than yours.
Probably a billion in transfer fees alone. They spent touching 100m in jan and got 1 player who May just get in a top 6 squad (trippier) and 1 who’s reputation suggests he might get in 1 (Bruno). So that gives an idea
 
Theres no guarantee, but if we buy better players than what we already have then we'll naturally improve. It's not going to take too much to improve on some positions.
Everyone in the premier League will be hoping to improve with better players
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What in the name of The X-Files is that??!!

If I looked like her, I wouldn’t be even standing next to Peter Beardsley, never mind David Ginola.
She's beyond repulsive mind absolutely horrific
 
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Everyone in the premier League will be hoping to improve with better players

That's the point. Nail on the head. If Spurs and the like spend big money, Newcastle have to spend more to narrow the gap, a gap that is absolutely huge

I can't see an "Investment Fund" spending that kind of money in a hurry. So it comes down to a "project" and how long they're prepared to wait.
 
Theres no guarantee, but if we buy better players than what we already have then we'll naturally improve. It's not going to take too much to improve on some positions.
Be great for your fans, but most others will look at it with a jaundiced eye mate.
Loved watching you play under keegan, and was at St James' when we got gubbed by 8, held me hands up

now?

no respect whatsoever
Newcastle fans will enjoy it, the rest?
I for one will hope you get gubbed every week, same as I hope City do, Chelsea do, all the others involved in diluting football history and taking it to a f.ookin' bazzaar selling plastic pots
You're going to ask if I would accept the same for Wednesday?
No I bloody wouldn't, and its sod all to do with Saudis, its to do with the total nonsense of kids in a bloody sweet shop buying the lot and pretending its sport
 
That's the point. Nail on the head. If Spurs and the like spend big money, Newcastle have to spend more to narrow the gap, a gap that is absolutely huge

I can't see an "Investment Fund" spending that kind of money in a hurry. So it comes down to a "project" and how long they're prepared to wait.
Talk over the weekend they're selling ASM to raise money for new signings
Be great for your fans, but most others will look at it with a jaundiced eye mate.
Loved watching you play under keegan, and was at St James' when we got gubbed by 8, held me hands up

now?

no respect whatsoever
Newcastle fans will enjoy it, the rest?
I for one will hope you get gubbed every week, same as I hope City do, Chelsea do, all the others involved in diluting football history and taking it to a f.ookin' bazzaar selling plastic pots
You're going to ask if I would accept the same for Wednesday?
No I bloody wouldn't, and its sod all to do with Saudis, its to do with the total nonsense of kids in a bloody sweet shop buying the lot and pretending its sport
But you're just jealous mate blah blah blah
 
Be great for your fans, but most others will look at it with a jaundiced eye mate.
Loved watching you play under keegan, and was at St James' when we got gubbed by 8, held me hands up

now?

no respect whatsoever
Newcastle fans will enjoy it, the rest?
I for one will hope you get gubbed every week, same as I hope City do, Chelsea do, all the others involved in diluting football history and taking it to a f.ookin' bazzaar selling plastic pots
You're going to ask if I would accept the same for Wednesday?
No I bloody wouldn't, and its sod all to do with Saudis, its to do with the total nonsense of kids in a bloody sweet shop buying the lot and pretending its sport
Cue mad snivel telling you its faux outrage
 
That's the point. Nail on the head. If Spurs and the like spend big money, Newcastle have to spend more to narrow the gap, a gap that is absolutely huge

I can't see an "Investment Fund" spending that kind of money in a hurry. So it comes down to a "project" and how long they're prepared to wait.
The mags won’t be patient
 
Cue mad snivel telling you its faux outrage
Aye. No one gives a shit because he doesn’t. And we are all the same as him.
If they're not challenging at the top next year ( which they wont be) , then there'll be tea towels being set alight outside Sid James's.
If they don’t spend an absolute fortune and get a few big names in in the summer, then get off to a bad start it’ll be before Xmas mate. Beheaddie will be the first casualty. Gone before crimbo I think.
 
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Cue mad snivel telling you its faux outrage
Its not even outrage mate, its tinged with a certain amount of sadness, Ive no gripe with Newcastle cos I'm posting on here, same as I'm sure you would not slag the Blades off just for popularity on a Wednesday board.
I don't think newcastle fans actually realise how most other fans look at it.
fans of my age, remember newcastle as an historic big club, thats f.ookin' disappeared over the horizon, I'm sure most mags don't give a flyer about that, but if we get gubbed again at their place in the future, i'll just put it down to the money, say "ah well its f.ookin' plastic anyhow..It dilutes the past history, it dilutes football itself, because its inherently unfair, its not a sporting contest, its an unlevel playing field, its basically bloody cheating isn't it?
 
Say something like "As a group, we have to apologize to the fans for our performance today. We need your support. It´s fundamental as always for the next three home matches to come. Let´s play together!"

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