Queuing up at 3am of coffee

[mux]

The tea in Yorkshire tea isn't from Yorkshire.

It's African I think. I used to think all the tea we used was from India but alas this isn't the case.

 

[Big Jeff]

So tomorrow I need to look for African tea not Yorkshire tea

something not right here like

 

[CalAl]

Both generic terms except water buffalo and such, people still lump them together and use a coverall buffalo, but bison wings would have been a nicer description.

There is no town in upstate New York called Bison

 

[Professor Yaffle]

You need a hat too, it tells people you are British.

and carry a copy of the Times

The Daily Telegraph is my choice of newspaper. My friend is currently in quarantine here in China after arriving from England. I can't begin to tell you how excited I am because he's brought me two Sunday Telegraphs. Both untouched and still in their polythene wrappers. They will be several weeks out of date by the time I get them, but I'm looking forward to reading them on the terrace at school, with a pot of tea at my elbow. I'm also thinking of investing in a stout hazel walking cane. I like the idea of banging on things to attract attention.

 

[Big Jeff]

The Daily Telegraph is my choice of newspaper. My friend is currently in quarantine here in China after arriving from England. I can't begin to tell you how excited I am because he's brought me two Sunday Telegraphs. Both untouched and still in their polythene wrappers. They will be several weeks out of date by the time I get them, but I'm looking forward to reading them on the terrace at school, with a pot of tea at my elbow. I'm also thinking of investing in a stout hazel walking cane. I like the idea of banging on things to attract attention.

A white linen blazer will add a certain something. However they do crease quite a bit.

 

[Jon Dough]

You do get about you lad.

Took a flight to Toronto yesterday jeffers, had a Timmies in the airport

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[Big Jeff]

Took a flight to Toronto yesterday jeffers, had a Timmies in the airport

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Nice jumper

 

[Jon Dough]

Nice jumper

Ralph Lauren, I got the matching one but in manly geezer bloke blue

 

[Big Jeff]

Rush wrote a song called YYZ after the Toronto airport designation

 

[Jon Dough]

Rush wrote a song called YYZ after the Toronto airport designation

Every days a school day with you Jeffers

 

[Big Jeff]

Every days a school day with you Jeffers

I’ve decided I am going to live my life vicariously through you from now on as yours seems better than mine.

I don’t suppose you support Man City do you?

@Jon Dough

 

[a1970man]

You need to find out if it's origin is Indian or Chinese tea .

To find out hold up the teabag and blow through it. If it whistles it's Indian, if it doesn't it's Chinese. It's called the Earl Grey Whistle test.

 

[Jon Dough]

I’ve decided I am going to live my life vicariously through you from now on as yours seems better than mine.

I don’t suppose you support Man City do you?

@Jon Dough

Mine is pretty dull really mate, no drink, drugs, or gambling, but I have had my moments I think yours is better, you got dogs, I can't have one as I sometimes go walkabout.

 

[ned_werby]

There is no town in upstate New York called Bison

What's the difference between a buffalo and a bison? *adopts Jasper Carrott accent* You can't wash your hands in a buffalo.

 

[Big Jeff]

What's the difference between a buffalo and a bison? *adopts Jasper Carrott accent* You can't wash your hands in a buffalo.

Deja vu anyone ? See post 115

 

[Crook Mackem]

I`ve never understood the fascination of costa / starbucks etc. Think I`ve probably been in them a handful of times in my life. They obviously do extremely well but it seems a bit mad to me and overpriced as owt

 

[riffraff]

Ralph Lauren, I got the matching one but in manly geezer bloke blue

Not a jumper I’d be getting on an aeroplane with tbh.

You need to find out if it's origin is Indian or Chinese tea .

To find out hold up the teabag and blow through it. If it whistles it's Indian, if it doesn't it's Chinese. It's called the Earl Grey Whistle test.

All tea is from Chinese origin isn’t it? None anywhere else in the world before a couple of supposed Brit plant freaks smuggled some out I believe.

A white linen blazer will add a certain something. However they do crease quite a bit.

True. I bought a cream linen suit for the only two forrin weddings I’ve ever been too. Both were within six weeks or so of each other. Couldn’t wear the jacket as it was ower hot. These empire type fillums shot at pinewood aren’t fooling me any more.

 

[Boy]

I`ve never understood the fascination of costa / starbucks etc. Think I`ve probably been in them a handful of times in my life. They obviously do extremely well but it seems a bit mad to me and overpriced as owt

I got pelters for suggesting as much a while back.

 

[ravydavygravy]

Just been to boldon one. Dear me. Absolute tosh.

Be shut by the end of the year.

 

[FootballFan]

How hard is it to take a bit of effort and get the thread title right?