West Stand B.O

[Gelan]

Been sitting in my place for years and don't see why I should move.

That's bordering on self harm...just move man, he'll probably just rot away.

 

[Roker Scoreboard]

Bit of an odd topic but seeking advice.

Season ticket holder and new bloke next to me absolute f*****g stinks of body odour. Reeks and it's not exaggerating to say it makes me gag at times.

Has anyone been in a similar situation? Want to say something to the guy but if it's a genuine medical issue I don't want to upset him as I'm not that sort of person.

But still, it makes match days even more horrific than the football does already. Tips appreciated. Been sitting in my place for years and don't see why I should move.

If you think it's bad now, just wait until it gets into the warm weather in April.

 

[Gelan]

Do the bloke a favour and tell him.

He coud be a proud smelly.

 

[GlasgowMackem88]

He's obviously a mag! They've officially been crowned champions of it!

In all seriousness though, just f**king say to the twat that he stinks. Having said that I get into trouble quite regularly because people are weak as piss and so easily offended these days so its up to you whether you take my advice or not.

 

[Gelan]

Is it not the pies downstairs?

More likely to be the meat and two veg downstairs.

 

[royal4545]

Best thread this year

 

[Gelan]

He's obviously a mag! They've officially been crowned champions of it!

In all seriousness though, just f**king say to the twat that he stinks. Having said that I get into trouble quite regularly because people are weak as piss and so easily offended these days so its up to you whether you take my advice or not.

Telling the truth and personal hygiene seemed to disappear at the same time.

 

[Secret Visage]

OP is a mag.

 

[Thewper1]

Have you checked there’s not a bit poo smeared on the inside of your nostril?

 

[EchoMan]

I sit in the West stand but I use Lifebuoy

 

[Mackemmichael]

Get there earlier than him, leave a bar of soap and some deodorant on his seat

Or ask him why he stinks so much?

F***in' hell

 

[Gelan]

I sit in the West stand but I use Lifebuoy

Still over watering the pitch then.

 

[EchoMan]

You must be logged on to see media items

 

[herra soul mob]

could be worse, could stink of bisto

 

[liddle]

Bit of an odd topic but seeking advice.

Season ticket holder and new bloke next to me absolute f*****g stinks of body odour. Reeks and it's not exaggerating to say it makes me gag at times.

Has anyone been in a similar situation? Want to say something to the guy but if it's a genuine medical issue I don't want to upset him as I'm not that sort of person.

But still, it makes match days even more horrific than the football does already. Tips appreciated. Been sitting in my place for years and don't see why I should move.

Sportswashing!?

 

[Drifter]

Just spill a bucket of fabreze accidently on purpose on him
Every time he speaks just say Sure. And my favourite cat is the Lynx

Favourite bird is Dove etc…

 

[burgervan]

Sportswashing!?

No it’s the lack of sports washing in this case mate

 

[hank williams]

Bit of an odd topic but seeking advice.

Season ticket holder and new bloke next to me absolute f*****g stinks of body odour. Reeks and it's not exaggerating to say it makes me gag at times.

Has anyone been in a similar situation? Want to say something to the guy but if it's a genuine medical issue I don't want to upset him as I'm not that sort of person.

But still, it makes match days even more horrific than the football does already. Tips appreciated. Been sitting in my place for years and don't see why I should move.

Good job you don’t sit next to me

 

[Jack Ford]

OP is a mag.

He can smell himself
It's not the bloke next to him

 

[BigPete]

OP is a mag..

That's why they were voted the smelliest fans.

Scruff