West Stand B.O

[burgervan]

Imagine genetically stinking of fish

Exercise and better diet

What if they can’t exercise and the meds make them hungry mate. You sound like an idiot not all things are as simple as you try to make out

 

[Sneech]

Bit of an odd topic but seeking advice.

Season ticket holder and new bloke next to me absolute f*****g stinks of body odour. Reeks and it's not exaggerating to say it makes me gag at times.

Has anyone been in a similar situation? Want to say something to the guy but if it's a genuine medical issue I don't want to upset him as I'm not that sort of person.

But still, it makes match days even more horrific than the football does already. Tips appreciated. Been sitting in my place for years and don't see why I should move.

Post a pic of your SC up then Michael

 

[Rokerparkpies]

Just fart in your hand and hoy it in his face...

 

[naughtynose]

Looks like the mags are still attending then.

 

[safcforver]

What if they can’t exercise and the meds make them hungry mate. You sound like an idiot not all things are as simple as you try to make out

Twiddle ya fuckin thumbs then chubzilla

 

[burgervan]

Twiddle ya fuckin thumbs then chubzilla

I’m not on about me I’m on about my friend..: also reported

 

[liddle]

No it’s the lack of sports washing in this case mate

OP might have found 'the rotten core'!

 

[derum]

Had a similar problem with someone who worked for me. I got a bar of soap and handed it to him.
HR went ballistic, but he got the message.

 

[safcforver]

Anyneed

You called me thick mate, don’t throw insults around if you can’t take stick yourself

Life lesson for ya

 

[BigPete]

Had a similar problem with someone who worked for me. I got a bar of soap and handed it to him.
HR went ballistic, but he got the message.

One of my pals in HR she had to tell someone to wash.

Said she felt awful but he was rotten like. Was in a call centre and hot desked so they said was hygiene risk.

This is pre-covid

 

[SAFC Wilks]

Bit of an odd topic but seeking advice.

Season ticket holder and new bloke next to me absolute f*****g stinks of body odour. Reeks and it's not exaggerating to say it makes me gag at times.

Has anyone been in a similar situation? Want to say something to the guy but if it's a genuine medical issue I don't want to upset him as I'm not that sort of person.

But still, it makes match days even more horrific than the football does already. Tips appreciated. Been sitting in my place for years and don't see why I should move.

Tell us your seat number and row. Haway.

 

[Billie Cheemus]

Its a display of dominance, the only natural way to settle it is to piss on his leg.

Or mount him.

Had a similar problem with someone who worked for me. I got a bar of soap and handed it to him.
HR went ballistic, but he got the message.

Was it written in the soap?

 

[foggyballa]

Fashion a sort of mesh “chin bag” you can suspend below your nose. Fill it with cheese slices. Should overpower any neighbouring smells. On a more serious note, if you’re not the confrontational sort then maybe move even just a row or two away?

 

[GiantHogweed]

Just say, f***ing hell someone lifts of BO. Should take the hint.

Stinkos don't care. They're well at home in their ripe waft.

If they did care, they'd wash regularly.

Sign of poor upbringing (unless it's a legit medical issue.)

 

[Rokerparkpies]

Still think my idea was the better one..a Tuesday night bubble fart!!..that'll clear them!!

 

[legend7]

Have you checked there’s not a bit poo smeared on the inside of your nostril?

I was gonna suggest he put a bit there to hide the b.o smell.
Or snort a line of pot pourri before each match

 

[Mr B]

Have you tried telling him to go back to Sid James’ with the rest of the smelly scruffs?

 

[Teed]

@Teed , escaped from the care home again?

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[Lord Potts]

Complain to the stewards that someone keeps letting off stink bombs and get them to come over to investigate.

 

[Johnny on the spot]

I would tell him he stinks. Its disgusting and people should not impose that on others. Roll on cost 50p.

50p - how long is it since you bought/used a roll-on? You're not the BO gadget, are you?