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NUFC Sportswashing 2022

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Dave Hosselhaff said:
Two of us shared an office and we had a SAFC team photo on the wall. In walks a newbie from Gosforth taking the piss out of the photo.

Pinned to the wall by my colleague on his first day. Didn't come back.
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Should have put the picture of the Mag punching the police horse.... He would still of walked
 
Rokerparkpies said:
I'm no expert but this whole takeover saga.. something just doesnt sit right with me..I know it's a biased view but it looks at best amateurish..clueless even..scattergun approach to appointments and recruitment..or is that I just divvent undastaand????
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They seem as dumb as they are rich.
Safc88 said:
This would be the most scattergun signing of them all 😂😂

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Surprised he's only 31, seems like an eternity ago he was at City.
 
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It will be fabulous if either the scouse Mackems or Villa sign de beel, lingard or hazard. Afterall, nufc are way way bigger….
 
Used to drive for a firm full of mags, most were ok but 1 was a total fat bellend. Had old gravy stained shirts over passenger seats and stinking flags in his cab. Went in 1 monday morning and was making his mouth go as usual. I was boxed in behind him and he took the piss going and making a coffee after he had 'checked' his vehicle over. When he was out of sight I pulled his trailer brake on and pulled the locking pin out of his 5th wheel. 5mins later a huge bang and his trailers on its knees. He was billed for the damage to his unit and also for the recovery truck that had to come out to winch the trailer up as it was fully loaded and no FLTs could lift it
 
Was going to O2 mags were at home,said I would meet him in the Star for a pint after the match,pre gig, he didn't turn up as he said he didn't want to be seen drinking with a mackem
Not spoke to him since was about 4 year ago
 
StanleyRednWhite said:
Used to drive for a firm full of mags, most were ok but 1 was a total fat bellend. Had old gravy stained shirts over passenger seats and stinking flags in his cab. Went in 1 monday morning and was making his mouth go as usual. I was boxed in behind him and he took the piss going and making a coffee after he had 'checked' his vehicle over. When he was out of sight I pulled his trailer brake on and pulled the locking pin out of his 5th wheel. 5mins later a huge bang and his trailers on its knees. He was billed for the damage to his unit and also for the recovery truck that had to come out to winch the trailer up as it was fully loaded and no FLTs could lift it
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Again, the stuff I f***ing love to hear. Good on you mate, hope you get a chance to recreate similar mag misery
 
Dave Hosselhaff said:
Two of us shared an office and we had a SAFC team photo on the wall. In walks a newbie from Gosforth taking the piss out of the photo.

Pinned to the wall by my colleague on his first day. Didn't come back.
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Should have just pulled the piss back. Would have been a much better response by your colleague. Would have proved he was quick witted.
 
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