S.S.R..
Striker
Could've spent less than £25 mill on a hungry, young striker from the Championship; most of the clubs down there are in a financial situation where they would've bitten our hand off and whoever we'd sign would bust a gut at their chance to play in the Premier League.
But no, we get some donkey wrong side of 30 who is so good, he's managed to be in the top league for about four years without anyone really noticing him at all, and we get him as his meagre talents are on the wane.
Why? Because he's played in the Premier League innit. Hit the ground running innit.
Oh really, Dennis for Watford, Cornet for Burnley and Toney for Brentford have never played in the league before and they've scored more this season than, ooh let me see... ...Wood.
Bravo fucknuts.
But no, we get some donkey wrong side of 30 who is so good, he's managed to be in the top league for about four years without anyone really noticing him at all, and we get him as his meagre talents are on the wane.
Why? Because he's played in the Premier League innit. Hit the ground running innit.
Oh really, Dennis for Watford, Cornet for Burnley and Toney for Brentford have never played in the league before and they've scored more this season than, ooh let me see... ...Wood.
Bravo fucknuts.
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