NUFC Sportswashing 2022

[HeaderDownBrown]

It was obvious that this was going to be the issue from day 1. The entire north east needs a complete overhaul because it’s a shithole.

What a load of shite

 

[ego-maniac]

What a load of shite

Explain how? What would ever attract a player to the north east if he had options to play in London or Manchester?

 

[SaintJude]

Ive sent an email to sky sports. Asking why he’s so pro Newcastle and very anti Sunderland.

 

[Donnybrook]

Keith Downie and a reject off geordie shore hosting a camel shagging party, impartial as ever keef

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Celebrating their 1 win of the season

Ive sent an email to sky sports. Asking why he’s so pro Newcastle and very anti Sunderland.

Im going to write to the lead singer of echo and the bunnumen..dear mr echo...

 

[BigPete]

Ive sent an email to sky sports. Asking why he’s so pro Newcastle and very anti Sunderland.

Should have asked why is he employed?

 

[Mowgli]

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richest clurrrb in the wuld.

Solanke and cantwell

 

[JL1985]

Newcastle United is like a weird cult where grown men dress up as vicars and recruit young girls to do podcasts and are worshipped.

That’s a weird paragraph I’ve just written but it is 100% factually correct.

 

[Zig81]

Explain how? What would ever attract a player to the north east if he had options to play in London or Manchester?

The jordy nashun is all they need

 

[JL1985]

Someone tell that spazmoid Keith Downie it’s Trippi-ER not Trippi-A

 

[Peegee]

Edited for you (on the proviso they sign…)

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richest clurrrb in the wuld.

Solwanke and c#ntwell

 

[Bear]

Diego Carlos 40m next bid

Never heard of him

Just seen coming up 29 and uncapped Brazilian

Sounds like a cracking player

 

[Stormo]

Ive sent an email to sky sports. Asking why he’s so pro Newcastle and very anti Sunderland.

You won’t get much back.

Edited for you (on the proviso they sign…)

Please please please sign Solanke

 

[Mark E Smith]

Celebrating their 1 win of the season

Im going to write to the lead singer of echo and the bunnumen..dear mr echo...

"You haven't got an MP Rick, you're an anarchist"

 

[Bear]

Ive sent an email to sky sports. Asking why he’s so pro Newcastle and very anti Sunderland.

They’ll be loving it

Keeth outside the cathedral on the hill spouting shite will keep the “murder ordering” sympathisers watching their shite channel

 

[Biffo The Bear]

Mags genuinely think they are a massive club and the best fans in the world, don’t they?

No.

 

[Mackem2017]

Gender fluid?

So he's watching tranny porn? Or is that someone who just decides what they wana be each morning?

Getting too old for this shite

No idea but one thing for sure is hard drive will be lifting and I wouldn’t want him anywhere near children.

 

[BigPete]

No idea but one thing for sure is hard drive will be lifting and I wouldn’t want him anywhere near children.

Oh aye

 

[Roose Bolton]

Explain how? What would ever attract a player to the north east if he had options to play in London or Manchester?

By and large this is going to be true for the elite players. I love the north east, but I'm a middle-aged bloke on an average wage who prefers museums to nightclubs. Totally different for shallow 25-year old millionaires and their airhead partners.

 

[FulwellViaLeeds]

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richest clurrrb in the wuld.

Solanke and cantwell

How much money are they actually throwing about? Plenty talking about them offering Trippier silly money, but if reports are to be believed, he's getting £100k a week. That's among the top earners at a lot of clubs, but most clubs who have top-half aspirations are paying multiple players that sort of money.

 

[Biffo The Bear]

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richest clurrrb in the wuld.

Solanke and cantwell

Cantwell would be a very good signing in my opinion. Looks like he has a lot of potential. Solanke……. Not so much.