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[Super Mario]

And now the Saudis are building their own ballistic missiles with China's help. Might have to stop taking the piss
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This is the key bit that will start to happen over the next few years, the mags will rationalise that and start to support things like this, look at abramovich and the Chelsea fans on twitter crowing as hes there boss and you don't fuck with abramovich etc, it's a free army of morons who will now support anything you do because you own their football club.

 

[Outlaw Pete]

I’m genuinely interested in how other nufc supporters view this.

Do they realise just how ridiculous this is?

Yes, it's f***ing embarrassing.

 

[Sons of The Wear]

Well It’s high time for hypersonic missiles. Who said that again?

Apparently the Saudis are going to test them on the West End of Newcastle, knowing any direct hits will vastly improve the area.

Newcastle Labour MP Chi Onwurah has backed the move.

 

[richest]

They have a terrible midfield - lacks depth and quality.

They have Jerl ffs you forgot
Oh as a btw, the way that beEddie is having a love in with him is just the obvious thing too get him out of the door too another club.

Remember the 2 mag brothers were in demand by Man U Barca etc.

Running the show v Man U actually

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[Dilligaf60]

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Beautiful

 

[HeaderDownBrown]

Inexplicable. Why would he play for Barcelona in the champions league when he could be playing alongside longstaff and joelinton, and be under the tutelage of the managerial colossus that is Beheaddie the eighth in the championship. I mean who could resist the allure of the bigg market on a Friday night? The kebabs, the fights, the stag and hen parties. And above all the overpowering stench of shite wafting in through the bedroom window every morning.

His cards marked mate, no begging to join them in a couple of years...

 

[Row 3]

Martial on £240k p/w at Man U apparently

 

[genewolf]

Martial on £240k p/w at Man U apparently

Nothing for the richest clerb in the werld. They'll have him buttering the sarnies or something.

 

[luvulongtime]

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Barbosa is said to be aware of their interest, however would

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elsewhere in order to avoid the current relegation battle Newcastle find themselves in.

 

[Mackem2017]

By Boxing Day they will have played 4 more games than Burnley and 3 more than Watford and will likely still be below them in the league

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Haha no new signings allowed to play because it doesn’t suit them

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[suddick mac]

By Boxing Day they will have played 4 more games than Burnley and 3 more than Watford and will likely still be below them in the league

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Haha no new signings allowed to play because it doesn’t suit them

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The gift that keeps on giving.

 

[Mackem2017]

Newcastles manager

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[Granger]

By Boxing Day they will have played 4 more games than Burnley and 3 more than Watford and will likely still be below them in the league

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Haha no new signings allowed to play because it doesn’t suit them

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They should be ecstatic that they have a chance to make up ground on fellow relegation strugglers.

They only have to beat their traditional Arch-Rivals Man Utd

 

[Peegee]

Newcastles manager

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Maybe he’s more comfortable around axe swingers…

 

[Deleted member 48353]

Nothing for the richest clerb in the werld. They'll have him buttering the sarnies or something.

That’s Neymar’s job

 

[Mowgli]

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[Dilligaf60]

By Boxing Day they will have played 4 more games than Burnley and 3 more than Watford and will likely still be below them in the league

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Haha no new signings allowed to play because it doesn’t suit them

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There’s thick as shit and then there’s this. Honestly. How they’ve survived outside the womb is baffling. They will all have played the same number of games at the end of the season. or am I missing something?

 

[Deleted member 48353]

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they can’t afford a packet of uncle Ben’s nevermind Declan rice

 

[Mr Redknapp]

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What's the intent, to be breathalysed?

 

[Roose Bolton]

they can’t afford a packet of uncle Ben’s nevermind Declan rice

I noticed Rice in a Sports Direct advert the other day, and thought about how nice it must be for Big Mike to use good players to promote his brand for a change.