NUFC/Sportwashing

[Horace Cope]

What will Look Newcastle take on it be , will Dawnie be smiling , will Jeff be given the chop . Extended Highlights 6:30 until 10:30 no doubt .

Dawnie will be kicked off look north Korea. The headline story will be 'joy in the Islamic caliphate of Newcastle and north Tyneside as getting stoned in the city centre takes on a new meaning'

 

[Mackem Mad]

are they waiting for the new messiah ?? can it now be a messiah ? is there an alternative ?

Can't be a "Messiah". A "Messiah" is Jewish.

 

[Eggman]

Must interview well, because his record is shite.

Doesn't say much for the interviewers.

He talks in sound bites, riddles and most of what he says just doesn't make sense.

"Aye, ok Steve, you've got the job"

 

[RobShep]

"You're barred".

She doesnt own the place and the boss hates Newcastle United. No idea why but Newcastle games are not allowed on the telly unless they are playing Liverpool or Everton. The 2 Sunderland supporters who drink there are probably involved in that.

 

[Horace Cope]

only in football could someone who is extremely average at job ( and that's being generous ) get consistently good managerial posts, us, mags, villa, brum . palace . hull sheff wed/utd fail most of time and be paid millions for it.

The crazy thing is even good / great managers have found it difficult to cross the divide and manage a rival yet this fuckers managed Brum and Villa / Both Sheffield clubs and us and them

 

[Malloy]

The last 29 years of football are to be wiped clean and football only starts today.

 

[herra soul mob]

Can't be a "Messiah". A "Messiah" is Jewish.

hence me question

The last 29 years of football are to be wiped clean and football only starts today.

aye, david irving is the new director of communications

 

[bahtat]

Roy. Colin Wanker

At least he’s good at what he does, getting clubs promoted

 

[The Beautiful Game]

In truth, he's probably not as terrible a manager as we and the mags would like to believe. That's not to say he's very good mind, but he's not terrible either.

I have very little time for him purely because of the drivel he's come out with since his sacking here, rewriting history, rather than the actual football served up.

He's not bad in the transfer market, and I think when you're his player, his man management is probably quite good. Terrible when you're not his man though (see Kenwyne).

Tactically, he's inept.

As you say, tactically hopeless and completely reliant on the transfer market. When he gets it right then the talent in the side will see his teams do ok. They’re decent players doing a job but there’s no game plan or savvy that will see them challenge decent sides.

When he gets the transfers wrong it’s horrific. That side he built in 2011 was always going to be a car crash. Just a jumble of players with no fucks given as to how they’d play together as a cohesive unit.

 

[cluffy]

Where's Louise Taylor going to hang her hat?

 

[Grumpy Old Man]

hence me question

aye, david irving is the new director of communications

Can't be a prophet either, because Mohammed (peace be upon him) was the last one.

 

[Horace Cope]

The last 29 years of football are to be wiped clean and football only starts today.

They'll just switch to the Islamic calendar and say football in the Gregorian calendar didn't count

 

[Mackem Mad]

hence me question

aye, david irving is the new director of communications

And Nick Griffin in charge of licking out the toilets.

 

[Roker Mackem]

Had to turn it off last night

Dunno how you can listen to that shite anyway. Cant stand it

 

[Grumpy Old Man]

Where's Louise Taylor going to hang her hat?

I'm waiting for David Conn to get going on this one.

 

[safc666]

Should be an interesting few years as history suggests this will turn into a massive clusterfuck.
It’s likely to end with a few of the unwashed jumping off the Tyne bridge

 

[Dilligaf60]

What will Look Newcastle take on it be , will Dawnie be smiling , will Jeff be given the chop . Extended Highlights 6:30 until 10:30 no doubt .

She’s a woman ( I think) she’d better get her CV updated. On the other hand shed look loads better in a burka

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[Grumpy Old Man]

Should be an interesting few years as history suggests this will turn into a massive clusterfuck.
It’s likely to end with a few of the unwashed jumping off the Tyne bridge

Or being pushed off.

 

[Daydream Believer]

only in football could someone who is extremely average at job ( and that's being generous ) get consistently good managerial posts, us, mags, villa, brum . palace . hull sheff wed/utd fail most of time and be paid millions for it.

Nah, politics is even worse. Both are more about who your mates are than actual ability though.

 

[Roker Mackem]

Premier League receive legally-binding assurances from KSA guaranteeing “separation” and that it will not control #NUFC. This was the major stumbling block to takeover, more than human rights or broadcast rights, and deal should go through within 24 hours. (Henry Winter)

WTF!?