worst meal you've had at a restaurant

[keema naan]

whether it being served slop or waiting staff having a shocking attitude or disgusting hygiene practices or being charged the earth for bang average food, what's the worst meal you've ever had at a restaurant?

river cafe in the smoke for me,been living off its reputation for years and served me a ludicrously bad portion of pasta last year

 

[monkeytassle]

Dorsia.

 

[Hettonlass]

Well not a restaurant but had a cheese burger at a cafe in Westgate bike street in Newcastle. Took 30 mins to cook it and i bite into it and still raw.

 

[lackingmatchpractice]

I'll trigger the fanboys on here, but the service at The Scullery was f##king appalling the time we went. Food was fantastic though which is a shame.

 

[Frijj]

Dorsia.

You couldn’t get a reservation if you tried

 

[keema naan]

I'll trigger the fanboys on here, but the service at The Scullery was f##king appalling the time we went. Food was fantastic though which is a shame.

@Mackem00 is one of those fanboys iirc

 

[Space Hopper]

I had a meal last night and ended up in hospital!

I ate what I thought was an onion, but it was a daffodil bulb.

Doctor's reckon I'll be out in the Spring.

 

[Stormo]

Had a burger log in Benidorm airport and I swear it wasn’t beef. Was that bad I haven’t been back to Burger King since.

there’s a channel on YouTube where a couple of lads go to some one star restaurants in London. Look rancid some of them.

service wise, the mill pond near Springwell had some appalling service just a couple of months ago. Proper attitude by the young waitress.

 

[Keawyeds]

You couldn’t get a reservation if you tried

He went bin dipping out the back

 

[Grimes]

2 Church Lane a couple of year back. The sides tasted like washing up liquid and the main meal wasn’t cooked properly.

 

[joemcdokes]

I had a meal last night and ended up in hospital!

I ate what I thought was an onion, but it was a daffodil bulb.

Doctor's reckon I'll be out in the Spring.

Surprised you got a bed, get well soon mate.

 

[Jack Blue]

Kiev for me

getting a chicken Kiev as a novelty was a mistake too (it is a Kiev speciality btw - legit)

 

[natinnam]

In the countryside outside Xi'an in China, was like the Indian Jones Temple of Doom feast

 

[Grimes]

Got a takeaway pizza as well in Manchester after seeing Radiohead. The pizza was actually a frozen one you’d get from Aldi I couldn’t believe it.

 

[Lionel Hutzz]

Ironically it was actually in sunderland some restaurant on the marina on top of the yachting club. Food was like frozen supermarket stuff

 

[Hettonlass]

Had a burger log in Benidorm airport and I swear it wasn’t beef. Was that bad I haven’t been back to Burger King since.

there’s a channel on YouTube where a couple of lads go to some one star restaurants in London. Look rancid some of them.

service wise, the mill pond near Springwell had some appalling service just a couple of months ago. Proper attitude by the young waitress.

Horse or dog?

 

[Stormo]

Horse or dog?

I was thinking horse with it being Spain but I couldn’t be sure.

 

[JAZZMANB]

No Idea,its forgotten the next day
It gets my back up a bit at the time but then its put to bed

 

[TheWanderer]

Rain Forest Cafe in London. Absolutely shocking standard of bait.

 

[Dennis]

Paella at some place in Tenerife