England v India (Third Test) Headingley

[Captain Slackbladder]

Cracking session for England.....especially having lost the toss anarl.

 

[Jack Torrance]

Remember last Monday pal

I would hope they’ve learnt a lesson and don’t bowl absolute shite at tail enders again

 

[chunkyshanhawk53]

I would hope they’ve learnt a lesson and don’t bowl absolute shite at tail enders again

I admire your optimism

 

[Captain Slackbladder]

Warne going for the Jimmy White look on the hair front....

 

[Professor Yaffle]

Lovely to see Kohli in the pavilion with a face like a smacked arse. Here's hoping we can take two or three more before tea.

 

[rentaghost]

Bowled very well. Jimmy outstanding and everyone has kept it tight.

 

[The Hesford Diet]

Warne ought to be asking for a refund from that naturally grown wig company. Definitely losing it.

 

[TravellingMackem]

Shame we don’t have our first choice attack, I’d have fancied us to have a couple more if we did.



Recent history suggests it gets easier to bat and the wicket flattens out

What recent history? 2 of the last 4 tests didn’t even make it to a 4th innings

 

[Hulkenburger]

Warne going for the Jimmy White look on the hair front....

A wig?

 

[rentaghost]

What recent history? 2 of the last 4 tests didn’t even make it to a 4th innings

Stokes 2019. Shai Hope springs to mind.

 

[TravellingMackem]

Stokes 2019. Shai Hope springs to mind.

Not sure Ben stokes was the pitch getting flatter

 

[Jack Torrance]

What recent history? 2 of the last 4 tests didn’t even make it to a 4th innings

Stokes 2019. Shai Hope springs to mind.

Those 2 games aye.

It got easier to bat

 

[TravellingMackem]

Those 2 games aye.

It got easier to bat

The innings we were on target to get skittles for 200 before stokes performed a miracle? Hardly flat

 

[Oli Wagkz]

Never get sick of watching that. Still think Lyon is gonna whip them bails off mind

 

[Jack Torrance]

The innings we were on target to get skittles for 200 before stokes performed a miracle? Hardly flat

Flatter* we got bowled out for 60 in the 1st innings. Australia also batted better in the 2nd innings

 

[TravellingMackem]

Flatter* we got bowled out for 60 in the 1st innings. Australia also batted better in the 2nd innings

Cause and effect. England bat like idiots frequently, it’s rarely to do with the pitch. Time will show whether this gets better to bat or not

 

[Raker]

I’m back watching now so I’m sorry for normal service resuming if it hasn’t already
Hate it when you zone out busy doing something else and they replay a wicker with sound. Thought we had another gone there

 

[Paddy O'Dors]

<100/6 would be canny like.

 

[TravellingMackem]

Why in gods name is Jimmy not bowling?

 

[Raker]