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NUFC July 2021.

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The Fish said:
Humour is subjective. e.g. I found Netflix broadcasting your double relegations and subsequently choking promotion hilarious, but I'm sure you didn't.
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No matter what we have gone through at least we havent held mock funerals for a stadium name, punched a horse and smashed our city up after losing a derby match, invaded a sunday league football match causing £1000's of damages, shouted at shops, shouted at parliament etc etc. They are only the things I could think of off the top of my head too :lol: :lol: :lol:
 

Hend79 said:
No matter what we have gone through at least we havent held mock funerals for a stadium name, punched a horse and smashed our city up after losing a derby match, invaded a sunday league football match causing £1000's of damages, shouted at shops, shouted at parliament etc etc. They are only the things I could think of off the top of my head too :lol: :lol: :lol:
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You have shat on a seat, face planted in a fountain, shouted at statues, supported a convicted paedophile, cried on Netflix, been victims of your own hubris, accosted your own managers outside your stadium, though...

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The Fish said:
Allegedly.

There've reportedly been plenty of suitors, but only the Saudi lead consortium had their offer accepted by Ashley. Sounds to me like an unwilling seller, rather than an unattractive purchase. Obviously, to some Sunderland fans, Newcastle United is the worst club in the world and not a single soul on the planet would give the steam off their piss for it, but those people are embarrassingly immature aren't they?

Fwiw, I'd be over the moon with someone like the Orlegi group, or someone similar to the owners of Leicester, or Southampton, etc.
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The point being that once you have had Mbappe dangled (even if it was never likely) any new owners are on a hiding to nothing. Scratch the surface and it wasn't about getting rid of Ashley, or having hope again or investment in the region - it was spending huge amounts of money like PSG, City etc....like a rewind to 1996. Take PiF away and Newcastle are way more attractive than a whole bunch of clubs such as those mentioned. The irony is that dangled carrot could set you back years - zero/to no spend by Ashley for two summers, untouchable by reasonbable buyers due to expectation levels. And even if it goes through PiF turn assets very quickly. This could be different, if you buy into the sportswashing hypothesis, but they are very shrewd investors and must see top teams valued at 3bn+ and the ability to turn a 10x is attractive and the only reason they are at the table. They don't care about the club any more than Ashley does. But a bit of strategy and investment they will be out in under 5 years and the likely only buyers will be a US hedge fund who will cripple you with debt. Fan ownership is gone if PiF buy as the scale, further down the line, will make it impossible. (I had to unblock to read your reply as you got very tedious some time ago!).
 
jlaws said:
The point being that once you have had Mbappe dangled (even if it was never likely) any new owners are on a hiding to nothing. Scratch the surface and it wasn't about getting rid of Ashley, or having hope again or investment in the region - it was spending huge amounts of money like PSG, City etc....like a rewind to 1996. Take PiF away and Newcastle are way more attractive than a whole bunch of clubs such as those mentioned. The irony is that dangled carrot could set you back years - zero/to no spend by Ashley for two summers, untouchable by reasonbable buyers due to expectation levels. And even if it goes through PiF turn assets very quickly. This could be different, if you buy into the sportswashing hypothesis, but they are very shrewd investors and must see top teams valued at 3bn+ and the ability to turn a 10x is attractive and the only reason they are at the table. They don't care about the club any more than Ashley does. But a bit of strategy and investment they will be out in under 5 years and the likely only buyers will be a US hedge fund who will cripple you with debt. Fan ownership is gone if PiF buy as the scale, further down the line, will make it impossible. (I had to unblock to read your reply as you got very tedious some time ago!).
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They don't care about the Club? I thought they'd always been massive Toon fans? Amanda says she is. Personally I think she's telling the truth about as much as she is about the Arabs still being interested tbh
 
The Fish said:
You have shat on a seat, face planted in a fountain, shouted at statues, supported a convicted paedophile, cried on Netflix, been victims of your own hubris, accosted your own managers outside your stadium, though...

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He didn’t have a shit man, he just sat there with his pants round his ankles.
 
The Fish said:
You have shat on a seat, face planted in a fountain, shouted at statues, supported a convicted paedophile, cried on Netflix, been victims of your own hubris, accosted your own managers outside your stadium, though...

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Wrong.

Also victims of our own hubris? The fuck do you mean by that? Since when have SAFC fans been confident, nevermind overly confident?
 
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The Fish said:
Humour is subjective. e.g. I found Netflix broadcasting your double relegations and subsequently choking promotion hilarious, but I'm sure you didn't.
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I found slapping the proverbially big Wearside cock all across your unwashed faces six times on the bounce quite hilarious.
im sure by game seven you were just submissive slaves willing to do anything to avoid another cock slap.
The Fish said:
You have shat on a seat, face planted in a fountain, shouted at statues, supported a convicted paedophile, cried on Netflix, been victims of your own hubris, accosted your own managers outside your stadium, though...

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quite a few lies amongst that lot like, can you not stick to the truths then you maybe slightly believable.
 
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Grumpy Old Man said:
I see what you did there 😁 😁 😁
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I think her pants are on fire mate 🤔🔥
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Why on earth would Big Mike spend anything after the continual abuse he gets?

They're barmy this lot like 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Why on earth would Big Mike spend anything after the continual abuse he gets?

They're barmy this lot like 🤣🤣🤣🤣
 
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Exile 1968 said:
I think her pants are on fire mate 🤔🔥
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Why on earth would Big Mike spend anything after the continual abuse he gets?

They're barmy this lot like 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Why on earth would Big Mike spend anything after the continual abuse he gets?

They're barmy this lot like 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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The author’s going on about the most passionate and loyal supporters in the country then admits he’s never been to a home game and only 10 games in 14 years 😃
 
The Fish said:
You have shat on a seat, face planted in a fountain, shouted at statues, supported a convicted paedophile, cried on Netflix, been victims of your own hubris, accosted your own managers outside your stadium, though...

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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Nice try but the majority of them arent true. As for the crying on Netflix thing, are you saying none of your fans have cried over a football match, I seem to remember several photos of your fans crying when your hero Shearer took you down.

Oh and something else that has come to mind. Some of your fans held a "Blue Moon" party the day we played Man City in the cup final, even going as far as playing Oasis songs :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
 
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