Which of these scenarios is preferable?
1. Ashley and Bruce keeping them in 17th place, wasting £40M on crap players, continuing with a boring style of football, revolting fans (arf arf) while we build a team sustainably that is good to watch.
2. Relegation, Bruce staying, their better players leave, we get promoted (hopefully), both clubs at a similar level.
3. Mag oblivion, successive relegations, Ashley sells to southern spivs, their grey seats are replaced, mags kidnap some horses belonging to their new owner, southern PR mogul calls Geordie women ‘ugly dogs’.