Gordon Ramsey's £23 steak and chips

[Clean Bristow]

Quite sharp I'll give you that

What a lovely fella, I always said that.

 

[Lambchops]

I’ve never said I couldn’t have a kid you’re getting mixed up I’m afraid.

Ok you can conceive but don't get them out alive - or was it an attention seeking lie?

 

[OOOSH YEAH]

Ok you can conceive but don't get them out alive - or was it an attention seeking lie?

As youre referring to yes my ex wife had a miscarriage a few year ago aye. I can’t be blamed for that surely.

 

[monkeytassle]

Well you are. When @avacado joined you were straight down his throat ‘who are you’ like a little troll under a bridge

Ok. See you two being nasty here and me just being super chilled.

 

[CatRyan]

Yeah. I obviously typed it previously in error.Clearly I'm not stupid enough to spell because incorrectly.

hmmmm
can we have a vote on that?

 

[look out piano]

This is all getting a bit silly now fellas, haway man .

 

[chunkyshanhawk53]

Remember this sarnie?

How to make a shooter's sandwich

Of the almost infinite possibilities suggested by the technique of putting something between two chunks of bread, one Edwardian great stands top-hat, head and shoulders above the rest

www.theguardian.com

 

[OOOSH YEAH]

Ok. See you two being nasty here and me just being super chilled.

I’m just stating facts mate. You did troll him and you invited me on to the thread by slagging me off when I wasn’t even posting. You’re seething inside regardless of what you say like always.

 

[look out piano]

Will have been the stress of being married to you, she sharp fucked off didn't she?

Bit below the belt that fella, haway man.

 

[Clean Bristow]

Anyway, thrice fried chips should see the person who supplied the fired out of a cannon into a hippos mouth

 

[OOOSH YEAH]

Will have been the stress of being married to you, she sharp fucked off didn't she?

If you call her staying where she is after us being together 16 years sharp then yeah you might have a point.

 

[MackneyHackem]

You couldn't even have a kid iirc so he's one up

Fuck me.

 

[Hammer]

Remember this sarnie?

How to make a shooter's sandwich

Of the almost infinite possibilities suggested by the technique of putting something between two chunks of bread, one Edwardian great stands top-hat, head and shoulders above the rest

www.theguardian.com

I fear your effort to salvage the thread may be unsuccessful here.

 

[Lambchops]

If you call her staying where she is after us being together 16 years sharp then yeah you might have a point.

Location means nowt she fucked you off, you were an arsehole about the whole thing, completely blamed her iirc from what I heard

 

[Mr.Thunders]

What you on about you massive queer?

Reported

 

[chunkyshanhawk53]

I fear your effort to salvage the thread may be unsuccessful here.

I know. I know

 

[Hammer]

I know. I know

Great thread, though.

 

[OOOSH YEAH]

Location means nowt she fucked you off, you were an arsehole about the whole thing, completely blamed her iirc from what I heard

Will have been from a credible source that like.

 

[Lambchops]

Will have been from a credible source that like.

Works with her so I'd say so

 

[look out piano]

Remember this sarnie?

How to make a shooter's sandwich

Of the almost infinite possibilities suggested by the technique of putting something between two chunks of bread, one Edwardian great stands top-hat, head and shoulders above the rest

www.theguardian.com

I thought that was that massive doorstop jobby a poster got served up by his missus on here, then I squinted and realised it wasn't .