Grammar Police
Winger
In Sunderland's case:
1. Check they're shite
2. Check they're slow, immobile and have questionable attitude
3. Pay whatever the agent wants
4. Give out a lengthy contract, especially if they've got dodgy knees
5. Roll them out to the cameras holding a scarf, coupled with a story of how big they think the club is and how it's an honour to be playing for such a club
6. Try and bury it with other news when they turn out to be shite
1. Check they're shite
2. Check they're slow, immobile and have questionable attitude
3. Pay whatever the agent wants
4. Give out a lengthy contract, especially if they've got dodgy knees
5. Roll them out to the cameras holding a scarf, coupled with a story of how big they think the club is and how it's an honour to be playing for such a club
6. Try and bury it with other news when they turn out to be shite