Best 'comeback' chants to the opposing fans.

[tunstall birdman]

This one is canny.

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[Al Bundy]

Not a comeback chant as such but I love the Hibs fans singing to the Hearts fans about their then manager Graham Rix, to the tune of the Manic Street Preachers.

“If you tolerate Rix, then your children will be next”.

Brilliant

 

[tunstall birdman]

Not a comeback chant as such but I love the Hibs fans singing to the Hearts fans about their then manager Graham Rix, to the tune of the Manic Street Preachers.

“If you tolerate Rix, then your children will be next”.

Brilliant

 

[nyron4england]

man utd 2006 - going down going down going down
Sunderland 2006 - so are we so are we so are we

 

[Luna17]

Was great down Arsenal 96.
We sang to TA "who drank all the pints, who drank all the pints, Tony Adams, Tony Adams, who drank all the pints" etc etc.

Arsenal came back" who held all the cups, who held all the cups, Tony Adams Tony Adams, he held all the cups".
Brilliant.

 

[chuckyroll]

When chelsea equalised b4 gordon Armstrong's winner singing their one man went to mow the reply of wheres your f***ing man that went to mow a meadow

 

[Spenny]

Derby fans 'You're in the wrong division' as we gathered in the away section before kick off. Sunderland sang it back at 5-0 whilst they were throwing season tickets on the pitch.

 

[Kenna]

Love the old 'you fat bastard' when a bigger fella gets caught chanting.

 

[s1black2000]

Away : we saw you cry on Netflix
Us: we saw your ma on p**nhub.

 

[saintquin]

Liverpool fans singing, "we've won it 5 times, we've won it 5 times, champions of Europe, we've won it 5 times".
Saints fans return with," you've never won it, you've never won it, the Johnston Paint trophy you've never won that".
Or words to that effect!

 

[Bears Beets]

mags in 2011 (I think)

“Sunlun’s a shithole i wanna go home”
“You wanna go home, to smash up a phone box and sign on the dole”

 

[AndyGray1985]

When Colleen left Wayne Rooney for a while after the granny-shagging and took their son Kai with her he played at Goodison. Gwladys Street end sung the Bob Marley tune: "No woman, No Kai" repeatedly

 

[phillips10]

man utd 2006 - going down going down going down
Sunderland 2006 - so are we so are we so are we

Always makes me laugh that they took so much offence to us doing the poznan in 2012 but it was fine for them to take the piss about us getting relegated.

 

[Luna17]

Derby fans 'You're in the wrong division' as we gathered in the away section before kick off. Sunderland sang it back at 5-0 whilst they were throwing season tickets on the pitch.

Was there, what a fooking day, CLASS.

 

[shieldsmp]

Sunderland vs Boro at the SOL early 2000's. Boro fans are up in the South Stand singing something, to be met with a return chant of "stand up if you shag your kids".
The Boro fans soon went quiet as they slowly started sitting down again.
Meanwhile we started laughing at them and the dilemma they had faced.

 

[Be Here Now]

Sunderland vs Boro at the SOL early 2000's. Boro fans are up in the South Stand singing something, to be met with a return chant of "stand up if you shag your kids".
The Boro fans soon went quiet as they slowly started sitting down again.
Meanwhile we started laughing at them and the dilemma they had faced.

Always remember "Youre going down with the Geordies" was met by "Youre going down on your daughter"

 

[johnny kayo]

When Michael Mols played for rangers the rangers fans sang “ sheep sheep sheep shaggers” to the Aberdeen fans. The Aberdeen fans replied with”I’d rather shag a sheep than Mrs Mols” a google image search of Mrs Mols backs this claim up

 

[Holden]

Nastiest chant I've ever heard came from Spurs fans against Arsenal...


"ADEBAYOR, ADEBAYOOOORRRRR,
HIS DAD WASHES ELEPHANTS, AND HIS MUM IS A WHORE"

Fuck me that was a dodgy one! I know that was fairly recent but wouldn't get away with it so easily in the current climate

 

[alanturing]

Man U v Sunderland 1973. Man U go one nil up and the Stratford End start singing ‘oh, how did you win the cup’. Ten minutes later Sunderland are winning 2-1 and reply ‘we won the cup like that’.

 

[shadowplay]

It's a self targeted chant but "Swing Lowe, swing Rupert Lowe, swing him from the Itchen Bridge" by Southampton fans sticks in the mind.