Star Wars : Episode 9

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Carpets said:
So am I correcting in thinking that Rey is the daughter of an incestuous relationship between Luke and Leia? That's why she's called Rey Skywalker with them together looking over her?
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no not at all
johnnyat87 said:
It literally spends half of the film saying who her parents and grandparents are man :lol:

She chose to reject her actual lineage and be a Skywalker at the end with Luke and Leia looking on proudly.
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Spoilers man !! I've seen it but plenty haven't.
 
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Bakerlooline said:
no not at all

Spoilers man !! I've seen it but plenty haven't.
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They should keep off the thread then - I managed to.




Thought me brother made a canny point here....

The Resistance: Struggles to find substantial allies for over a year.

Lando Calrissian: Cruises around the core systems for an afternoon and puts together the biggest volunteer fleet in history.


😂😂😂
 
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tooliohelmet said:
She is in real life as well if you IMDB the actress
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Did it while the movie was on mate

Googled rise of skywalker.... lass in mask ;)
chriswallace85 said:
They should keep off the thread then - I managed to.




Thought me brother made a canny point here....

The Resistance: Struggles to find substantial allies for over a year.

Lando Calrissian: Cruises around the core systems for an afternoon and puts together the biggest volunteer fleet in history.


😂😂😂
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Lando. The Ronnie Pickering of the galaxy

Everyone knows who he is!
 
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If you just want Star Wars to be action films with no story/consistent plot at all I guess it’s decent.

If you care about story arcs and the lore of Star Wars and how it all fits together it’s an utter f***ing shambles. So much nonsense and it makes significant parts of the OT utterly irrelevant.
 
Sima said:
If you just want Star Wars to be action films with no story/consistent plot at all I guess it’s decent.

If you care about story arcs and the lore of Star Wars and how it all fits together it’s an utter f***ing shambles. So much nonsense and it makes significant parts of the OT utterly irrelevant.
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Which bits are made irrelevant?
 
Haway 501 said:
Which bits are made irrelevant?
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A lot with Vader’s redemption being the core one. What’s the point of him killing The Emperor and then being brought back from the dark side of Palpatine is going to survive anyway? Luke might as well have just stayed in his X-Wing and destroyed The Death Star II from the outside.

The whole saga is basically Anakin’s and he barely featured in its culmination

Calling this film ‘The Rise of Skywalker’ when it ends with their bloodline being destroyed...
tooliohelmet said:
So which camp are you in mate?
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The latter.
 
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Sima said:
A lot with Vader’s redemption being the core one. What’s the point of him killing The Emperor and then being brought back from the dark side of Palpatine is going to survive anyway? Luke might as well have just stayed in his X-Wing and destroyed The Death Star II from the outside.

The whole saga is basically Anakin’s and he barely featured in its culmination

Calling this film ‘The Rise of Skywalker’ when it ends with their bloodline being destroyed...


The latter.
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Fair enough, hadn’t really thought about it that much. I just sat back and went back to being a bairn again.
 
Haway 501 said:
Fair enough, hadn’t really thought about it that much. I just sat back and went back to being a bairn again.
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Yeah, watching it you’re thinking ‘yeah this is great’ with all of the nostalgia bits and all but when you calm down after the shitshow unravels.
 
Haway 501 said:
Which bits are made irrelevant?
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The Skywalkers.
Sima said:
A lot with Vader’s redemption being the core one. What’s the point of him killing The Emperor and then being brought back from the dark side of Palpatine is going to survive anyway? Luke might as well have just stayed in his X-Wing and destroyed The Death Star II from the outside.

The whole saga is basically Anakin’s and he barely featured in its culmination

Calling this film ‘The Rise of Skywalker’ when it ends with their bloodline being destroyed...


The latter.
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Correct. The Rise of some random tart who wants to identify as a Skywalker despite her granda fuckin over Skywalkers for generations.
 
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