Work Secret Santa

[PNEFC111]

Got someone I worked with a dildo from Ann summers a few year ago for a laugh, she didnt find it remotely funny and went absolutely mad.

That’s simply ungrateful.

Remind me , how long is it now you ve been working with Teresa May ?

 

[johnna]

Only happens in lasses jobs. Imagine the lads on the shipyards doing something like this man

this, office jockeys & lasses

 

[Daydream Believer]

I have not, nor will I ever, participate in any Secret Santa fuckwittery.

 

[BRMC]

Absolutely pointless

Correct.

 

[MackneyHackem]

Only happens in lasses jobs. Imagine the lads on the shipyards doing something like this man

Aye I’m sure my multi millionaire boss is gutted he isn’t a welder like.

 

[BRMC]

I'll be the only one in the office next week not precipitating in secret Santa or Christmas jumper day.

I'll be amazed when they all feel sorry for me for being left out lol

 

[Chap78]

Only happens in lasses jobs. Imagine the lads on the shipyards doing something like this man

I got a deed pigeon in me bait box one year.

 

[MackneyHackem]

I'll be the only one in the office next week not precipitating in secret Santa or Christmas jumper day.

I'll be amazed when they all feel sorry for me for being left out lol

Christmas jumper day man, lifting crack.

 

[BRMC]

I'll be the only one in the office next week not precipitating in secret Santa or Christmas jumper day.

I'll be amazed when they all feel sorry for me for being left out lol

****Participating

 

[Lukas73]

Being a weekend drummer I always get ‘drumstick pencils’ could literally start my own shop selling the fuckers

 

[Mickdundee]

I’m so glad my new place doesn’t do it. In my last job, the first year I got some tat from that Tiger shop (the Danish stationery/gadgets place) that sat in my drawer for almost 3 years until I left when it went in the bin. The second year I got a Christmas jumper. It was size S. I’m 6’3” and, at the time, weight about 15 and a half stone! Last year I got a Sunderland scarf so at least there was some thought put into it but I rarely wear scarves and it’s a bit short.

 

[Snugster]

Got someone I worked with a dildo from Ann summers a few year ago for a laugh, she didnt find it remotely funny and went absolutely mad.

Did you tell her to go fuck herself?
#megalolz

 

[Strawbs were class]

I got a sixties pop art colouring book and some pencils...ffs...never joined it since

 

[Slow joe]

I got my old boss for mine and I bought him a selection of German beers and a Liverpool flag to hang up on the wall in his office.

Someone got me a chopping board shaped like an ampersand and a cheese knife with the word 'cheese' cut out of the blade.

Sounds class that.

 

[TopCat]

Absolutely pointless unless people are prepared to spend a decent amount of money.

This.

 

[look out piano]

I passed on our as it was about a £25-£30 spend - too rich for my blood tbh.

 

[dangermows]

this, office jockeys & lasses

Imagine working with a load of hairy arsed thick blokes when you can be working with tidy lasses in short skirts and heels . Seems like its the blokey blokes who will be jockeys, proper sausage jockeys LOL.

 

[Cow]

Moyes

Are you still doing that shit?

 

[mutley]

Are you still doing that shit?

Ironically he's just referred to people as being thick.

 

[dangermows]

Are you still doing that shit?

I wasn't until today