Baby Give It Up
Midfield
£5 - £10 limit.
I got given a £5 Greggs voucher and reusable coffee mug. Canny chuffed to be honest.
I got given a £5 Greggs voucher and reusable coffee mug. Canny chuffed to be honest.
Work Secret Santa
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dangermows
Striker
A Santy that drops his pants and his cock flops out 
In these troubled times, the Pound shop is your friend.
And can cater for up to ten recipients if the OPs budget rule is adhered too.
MackneyHackem
Striker
Absolutely pointless unless people are prepared to spend a decent amount of money.
Secret Santa is meant to be utter shit. I got a Dave Gorman-esqe “Luxury” wig and false glasses-nose-tash combo last year.
Born Never Asked
Midfield
Got someone I worked with a dildo from Ann summers a few year ago for a laugh, she didnt find it remotely funny and went absolutely mad.
MackneyHackem
Striker
I got my old boss for mine and I bought him a selection of German beers and a Liverpool flag to hang up on the wall in his office.
Someone got me a chopping board shaped like an ampersand and a cheese knife with the word 'cheese' cut out of the blade.
Curlyteeth
Midfield
This is the problem with secret Satan. Buying for people you half know and are easily offend able. You may as well wipe the fiver on your arse and flush it down the bog
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Deleted member 40035
Guest
I got an email demanding I pay a fiver for secret santa, I was tempted to send them an email back telling them to fuck off.
Curlyteeth
Midfield
No, I just worship the true lordyou’re doing Christmas wrong mate
dangermows
Striker
Curlyteeth
Midfield
No one worships that fucker.Moyes
The greatest trick the devil ever pulled.....
Curlyteeth
Midfield
Is to repeatedly get employed....
