Why would they?

[Deleted member 23273]

I know this may spark a bit of debate but lets be honest some of those names are just embarrassing.

Revealed: The ‘worst’ baby names of 2019

We get it, some people aren’t keen selecting from the pool of traditional names when they welcome a child. But there are those who have got it completely wrong.

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[Wilfy]

Nowt wrang with Kingmessiah.

 

[Keawyeds]

Because people are f***ing morons.
When I'm Tyrant, there'll be a list you can pick from. If you pick from it and spell it in a f***ing stupid way, you'll be punished. Severely.
Your child will be renamed properly and you will f***ing accept it. Who are you to deny them a keyring when they go on school trips? Dicks.

I have spoken.

 

[oROSSo]

Pinches sounds like a baddie from Dick Tracy

 

[ouro]

Cletus? That's a good American name. My mother was called Cletus.

 

[ravydavygravy]

Blaykelee

 

[Struts]

When I worked In Stanley there was a bairn running around the bus station one time called Justice.

 

[Curlyteeth]

Because people are f***ing morons.
When I'm Tyrant, there'll be a list you can pick from. If you pick from it and spell it in a f***ing stupid way, you'll be punished. Severely.
Your child will be renamed properly and you will f***ing accept it. Who are you to deny them a keyring when they go on school trips? Dicks.

I have spoken.

Benign dictators are the way forward. I'd support the coup. Even if you're not benign...

 

[ivanthereasonable]

I wonder if anyone has ever been stupid enough to their son "Son" and the daughter "Daughter" ?

 

[Charmless Man]

Stylez? That's the surname of a well known... ahem... adult film star.

 

[GingerNick]

Because people are f***ing morons.
When I'm Tyrant, there'll be a list you can pick from. If you pick from it and spell it in a f***ing stupid way, you'll be punished. Severely.
Your child will be renamed properly and you will f***ing accept it. Who are you to deny them a keyring when they go on school trips? Dicks.

I have spoken.

I couldnt have articulated it any better

in France the registrar can turn you away if you come along with a stupid name

 

[Curlyteeth]

I couldnt have articulated it any better

in France the registrar can turn you away if you come along with a stupid name

Hmm the Liberal side of me says 'who decides what is stupid'. We'd still all be called grunt if there was too much control

 

[Arkle]

I couldnt have articulated it any better

in France the registrar can turn you away if you come along with a stupid name

I think Germany is similar. Names have to be on a list of agreed names so you can't just call your kids Squirrel and Warthog.

 

[MackemBob]

Nowt wrang with Kingmessiah.

He's not a 'king Naughty Boy, he's the KingMessiah.

 

[Northern_chappy]

Who are you to deny them a keyring when they go on school trips? Dicks.

To be fair. The child called Vegas would have a shit load of key rings to choose from. If she school trip was to Vegas. Obviously.

 

[The Raven]

When I worked In Stanley there was a bairn running around the bus station one time called Justice.

There was a lad in the daughters class in junior school called justice, his sister had an equally daft name that escapes me at the minute.

 

[JohnSmithUK]

Stylez? That's the surname of a well known... ahem... adult film star.

Wasn't that the name of a character in Teen Wolf?

 

[maygo]

Sure the Philippines passed a law stopping people calling their kids things like Sparkplug

 

[ouro]

Benign dictators are the way forward. I'd support the coup. Even if you're not benign...

I would sort this world out in a similar way that big purple fucker did on some jumpy about in coloured suit film I watched on a flight.

 

[Curlyteeth]

I would sort this world out in a similar way that big purple fucker did on some jumpy about in coloured suit film I watched on a flight.

Sounds good, might go and see it