Stabbings in Manchester

[ravydavygravy]

How do you keep your socks up like that?

 

[Metalmicky]

I'm in the office a few minutes away, glad I didn't do a circuit of the Arndale which is a regular Friday lunchtime routine.

Glad the fella's been nicked, hopefully before he managed to do any real damage.

Five people stabbed - no real damage...?

 

[RossTheNinja]

He wants to play for staberdeen?

Me too. Why is he wearing footy boots?

 

[Aituk7]

Five people stabbed - no real damage...?

I'm sure he just meant fatalities.

He wants to play for staberdeen?

Sheffield United surely

 

[RossTheNinja]

How do you keep your socks up like that?

If you have hairy enough legs, they work like velcro

 

[Ken Tishtown]

As someone who is currently working in Manchester, I'm really not in the mood to find any of this funny.

Granted I appreciate that there's a level of dark humour expected towards the attacker, but frankly I'm sat here f***ing seething.

this.

no one should joke about anything ever just in case

 

[Keawyeds]

this.

no one should joke about anything ever just in case

Shush man.

I did say I appreciate the level of dark humour. I didn't say don't say owt.

 

[Arkle]

this.

no one should joke about anything ever just in case

Agreed. My pet chicken, Earl Blenkinsop, was recently run over and killed attempting to cross the road.

 

[niknak_123]

Is he wearing grey socks? Obviously a wrongun

 

[englishman abroad]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1182619985505595393

 

[tunstallhill]

has he blacked up his face, or whited up his leg?

 

[Aituk7]

has he blacked up his face, or whited up his leg?

Both.

He's Asian.

 

[tunstallhill]

Both.

He's Asian.

are they multicoloured like?

 

[Chappers]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1182619985505595393

Anyone who shares picture of injured people is a fuckkng cockend.

 

[yorkyexile]

Bloke been tazered and held by police

https://twitter.com/x/status/1182603117340364801

Fucks sake man
4 injured apparently

Obviously blacked up to cause racial tension. His ankles are whiter than mine!!!

It's really a white man who has blacked up to try and cause racial hatred

Bugger. Must read thread fist

 

[AlpineExile]

Obviously blacked up to cause racial tension. His ankles are whiter than mine!!!

Bugger. Must read thread fist

Maybe he suffers from vitiligo:

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[yorkyexile]

Maybe he suffers from vitiligo:

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Could be

 

[Aituk7]

are they multicoloured like?

Me no know

 

[mikemanc]

Five people stabbed - no real damage...?

Poor wording, basically meant he hasn't killed anyone and by the sounds of it only one person is seriously injured which is a blessing if nobody's situation worsens. It could have been a lot worse.

 

[yamar1]

I'll bet you 50 quid he isn't white

No surprise is it.