Newcastle FC (Aug 19)

[Deleted member 43563]

Not been a good few months for them tbf

SAFC have starred in a Netflix documentary broadcast worldwide

They've lost their famous world class manager and hired Steve Bruce

The Sheikh that wanted to buy their club was full of shit

Looks like we've about to be taken over by a world famous computer magnate

Their most famous YouTuber was getting millions of hits

Now he's famous for shoving giant rubber cocks up his arse

Love a thread with a funny ending and boy that didn't let me down

 

[The Lonious Monk]

Long may this continue.

Yes, please. I still don't get that. Why come on this board in the first place? It doesn't make sense to me.

 

[Rotten Johnny]

Yes, please. I still don't get that. Why come on this board in the first place? It doesn't make sense to me.

I believe they suffer from terminal virginity.

 

[eddtheduck]

There are a few who I just can’t get my head around like! I couldn’t go on a mag forum for all the tea in china like!!!

Because they’re @r$es John, that’s why.

 

[The Lonious Monk]

I believe they suffer from terminal virginity.

Sorry, but I am going to have to steal that. I love that

 

[eddtheduck]

If we pull this off, and manage to make being shitter than them for a couple of years work to our advantage in the long term, then some of them will surely explode.

I honestly don't think they could cope with a situation where we end up significantly better than them.

Considerably

 

[Deleted member 6694]

We all know that and have accepted it.

Newcastle will soon be in the Championship believing they belong in the Champions League.

Any sign of your Sheikh btw

Champions Hip you mean

As for the Sheikh, this fella got out of jail last year

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[Ale taster]

Not been a good few months for them tbf

SAFC have starred in a Netflix documentary broadcast worldwide

They've lost their famous world class manager and hired Steve Bruce

The Sheikh that wanted to buy their club was full of shit

Looks like we've about to be taken over by a world famous computer magnate

Their most famous YouTuber was getting millions of hits

Now he's famous for shoving giant rubber cocks up his arse

 

[eddtheduck]

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Considerably

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[eddtheduck]

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[EDGE]

....gone....

 

[I'm Spartacus]

There are a few who I just can’t get my head around like! I couldn’t go on a mag forum for all the tea in china like!!!

I’ll click on a link posted on here to laugh at them when they’re ranting about shit and that’s it. I wouldn’t sign up to one though fuck that noise.

 

[I'm Spartacus]

Unbelievable. Some of their fans are so thick. One of the best comments I've heard from them:

"Its not "MSD Partners" it's the 3 business men who own the company."

So its MSD Partners then, halfwits.

Before today I thought denatonium benzoate was the bitterest thing known to man

 

[Dodgy]

He'll be getting his tattoo lasered off, along with all of the rest of the '92ers, as we speak.

They've defected once, they'll do it again.

 

[The Hesford Diet]

I doubt that they are particularly bitter about their local rivals changing hands again while they sit a couple of divisions above them.

Now the 1990 play-offs. That was real bitterness

 

[Fetch Fletch]

Is the laser in orbit?

 

[Arcas Left Peg]

Those naughty sheiks man, giving them hope

Bless. They'll need to get the teatowels back out when we overtake them

Then snatching it away

Tbf, the only snatch most of them have seen is their sister's

 

[Arcas Left Peg]

Obese turncoat. I hope the fat fuck chokes on his next triple half pounder.

 

[Arcas Left Peg]

Not even a single bite. Bless. Probably on some obese gravystained stealth mission to surround the police horse stables

 

[Biffo The Bear]

We are all busy emailing Mr Dell to explain Sunderland has no Airport, no Cathedral on the Hill, and fewer screaming geordies compared to the massive club up the road.