Newcastle FC (Aug 19)

[Howard the Duck]

Good signing if he could stay fit

And that's why he's not a good signing, because he can't.

 

[Biffo The Bear]

In the North East for talks with Newcastle

f***ing loving this Ashley / Bruce combo

If it is a pay as play deal then great.

 

[Secret Visage]

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[Julio]

They have had a shocking window

 

[robbied1]

4 games a season will be lucky to get 1 goal out of him, typical lazy bruce signing

 

[DrewC]

Liverpool might buy him again for 35M.....I am still annoyed at Sunderland getting rid of Henderson so cheaply (20M) I said it at the time and I am spot on today....

 

[Julio]

Good signing if he could stay fit

If he could stay fit haha

 

[Secret Visage]

Wonder if Ahmed will be able to get those crosses in to him on the treatment table?

 

[Metro Man]

I'd take him on a pay by the game deal.

 

[kingmonkey]

Sell him for £35 million. Get him back for nowt. Good business.

Great option from the bench for the last 10 minutes. Long ball to the right wing to elmo who hits it long into carrols head. Beautiful stuff.

 

[Sir Ricky Sbragia]

Looks like it’s going to be great entertainment watching the mouldy loins of Magdor this season.

I reckon they will struggle to get 12 points

 

[worcestermakem]

Just bought Rod Stewarts house in Essex.

 

[I am Boss]

Hopefully tears a ligament as he's a very good striker when fit

 

[Reiver]

Only in the complex world of "doesn't post much anymore" does NUFC repaying Mike Ashley his short term loan of £33 million, in 2017/18, not constitute a reduction in debt.

It's like shouting at your branch of the NatWest and demanding to know where your money's gone ...
... when they've been taking out a direct debit for your bank loan.

It's absolute insanity that the Mags keep accusing Ashley of pocketing their money, he isn't.

Even if he was, it's his business and he's entitled to do whatever he fancies providing it doesn't break the rules or the law.

 

[td586]

dunno what the physio can do with a broken septum

 

[Smartin]

Unplayable in the air in the 5 games he is fit a season.

 

[Farfrom Athletic]

If it is a pay as play deal then great.

Anybody ever signed one of these? The type of contract that is only ever mentioned on here.

 

[Fetch Fletch]

A venerable poster on here told me this about a month ago. A true ITK

 

[Gorillacop]

With apologies to Monty Python....

'E's not manager'! 'E's passed on! The waiter is no more! He has ceased to be! 'E's expired and gone to meet 'is tofu maker! 'E's a stiff! Bereft of life, 'e rests in the east! If he hadn't nailed a huge contract 'e'd be putting up with Joselu! 'Is defensive processes are now 'istory! 'E's off the twig! before we kicked a ball, 'e's shuffled off 'is Toons fans, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' china invisible!! THIS IS AN EX-MANAGER!!

(I must be turning mackem!...)

I can see why they think you are a knob on here.

All of it.

And why? You missed that bit.

Where on Earth are their goals going to come from ? Relying on the unproven Joelinton, Carroll, Muto and Gayle. Owch. They’ve got to hope and pray they are as solid under nana head as they were under the Spanish waiter .......

4 strikers, who did you expect us to get ? Is what it is, 17th is target so goals got will be “enough” as per Mikes orders.

 

[bonsai]

Good signing if he could stay fit

Not really and he won't.