Goths and energy drinks

[Charmless Man]

What is it about Goths (often fat and sweaty) which makes them so attracted to cans of monster and other similar brands of energy drink? Constantly drinking them whilst walking around or on the metro, and you tend to see them buying loads of packs of them in supermarkets.

What possible purpose is this serving?

 

[Frijj]

What is it about Goths (often fat and sweaty) which makes them so attracted to cans of monster and other similar brands of energy drink? Constantly drinking them whilst walking around or on the metro, and you tend to see them buying loads of packs of them in supermarkets.

What possible purpose is this serving?

I don’t think this is specific to goths. Perhaps you just encounter more goths than I do.

Goths are banned in my part of the world but I see many a young charver strutting around the streets with a can of Monster or Rockstar.

To answer your question though, perhaps they are tired after staying up late listening to Cradle of Filth and dismembering their neighbours’ cats

 

[jayjaysafc]

I don’t think this is specific to goths. Perhaps you just encounter more goths than I do.

Goths are banned in my part of the world but I see many a young charver strutting around the streets with a can of Monster or Rockstar.

One hand in the tracky borroms?
Cycling with nee hands?

 

[FishburnMackem]

Probs to do with them wanting to be with the satanic good sooner rather than later

 

[Frijj]

One hand in the tracky borroms?
Cycling with nee hands?

Double bingo there. Most often seen on a bike that is too small or clearly a lasses bike, because the bike is inevitably stolen.

I have never seen a goth on a bike so presumably they either use public transport or they spin round in a circle five times whilst chanting “hail satan” and magically appear at their destination

 

[JAZZMANB]

Common across the range of right on youth packs

 

[Big Duke Six]

Three of the lads who work for me are constantly guzzling them. And they wonder why their guts are fucked?

 

[Frijj]

Three of the lads who work for me are constantly guzzling the them. And they wonder why their guts are fucked?

Why do you hire goths? Do you only respray black alloys?

 

[jayjaysafc]

Three of the lads who work for me are constantly guzzling them. And they wonder why their guts are fucked?

It’s their teeth they want to be worried about
REVEALED: THIS is what energy drinks do to your TEETH - the truth will SHOCK you

 

[Steeeeed]

Monster is charver champagne.

 

[Mackem DJ]

I sat behind two goths on a bus last month when it was warm and they stunk of sweat.

Oniony stale sweat. How can they not smell it on themselves.

 

[Lexingtongue]

I sat behind two goths on a bus last month when it was warm and they stunk of sweat.

Oniony stale sweat. How can they not smell it on themselves.

It's hard work wearing all black in baking heat.

 

[Charmless Man]

I don’t think this is specific to goths. Perhaps you just encounter more goths than I do.

Goths are banned in my part of the world but I see many a young charver strutting around the streets with a can of Monster or Rockstar.

To answer your question though, perhaps they are tired after staying up late listening to Cradle of Filth and dismembering their neighbours’ cats

It is just an observation but maybe it's based on goths being more noticeable given their average weight and the fact they look like crows.

 

[Frijj]

It is just an observation but maybe it's based on goths being more noticeable given their average weight and the fact they look like crows.

They would take up more of your eyeline there mate.

Next time I’m on the Metro I’ll take a look.

I take it you see them on your way home and not your way to work.

 

[Lexingtongue]

It is just an observation but maybe it's based on goths being more noticeable given their average weight and the fact they look like crows.

Average weight. They generally tend to be porkers, don't they?

 

[TZMouk]

I sat behind two goths on a bus last month when it was warm and they stunk of sweat.

Oniony stale sweat. How can they not smell it on themselves.

Had the misfortune of being near two like this on the Metro the other night, absolutely brutal. Both supping energy drinks wearing git massive coats and absolutely honking. Should be punishable with jail time imo.

Amazed they didn't realise that they were stinking.

 

[Lexingtongue]

They would take up more of your eyeline there mate.

Next time I’m on the Metro I’ll take a look.

I take it you see them on your way home and not your way to work.

Probably on his way to work. They'll be coming home from a hard night's sacrificing virgins and drinking goat's blood flavoured Monster.

 

[Charmless Man]

They would take up more of your eyeline there mate.

Next time I’m on the Metro I’ll take a look.

I take it you see them on your way home and not your way to work.

Often on my way to work if I happen to be getting a metro. Wearing a black hoodie and beanie in the height of summer.

Them, not me.

 

[Lexingtongue]

Had the misfortune of being near two like this on the Metro the other night, absolutely brutal. Both supping energy drinks wearing git massive coats and absolutely honking. Should be punishable with jail time imo.

Amazed they didn't realise that they were stinking.

You become nose blind, don't you?

 

[Frijj]

Probably on his way to work. They'll be coming home from a hard night's sacrificing virgins and drinking goat's blood flavoured Monster.

Iirc Charmless Man works on the biggest business park in the country so I’d be surprised if these Goths are heading towards the coast there