Shelves and Darlow in Morpeth Kebab shop fight

[gretzky]

It's a proper microcosm of the shitshow Newcastle have become

Shelvey the architect, Darlow miskicking and Colback barely getting involved.

I thought Shelvey was a decent player?

 

[bernardbresslaw]

Lascelles, speaking to NUFC TV, said: "The only things we can control is to eat right, sleep and train."

I would think that being in a kebab shop at 3am fucks up 2 of them, probably all 3?

 

[T_Bone]

I’m surprised no one said owt to their ginger haired friend.

 

[Deleted member 2014]

Lascelles, speaking to NUFC TV, said: "The only things we can control is to eat right, sleep and train."

I would think that being in a kebab shop at 3am fucks up 2 of them, probably all 3?

 

[Turnip from the Tip]

I grew up and went to school in Morpeth and can confirm that this fine historic Northumberland market town has neither kebab shops nor peasants, therefore the story cannot be true

 

[manamamackem]

I knew that Ginger Jack would save the day, like

 

[chevvies]

I grew up and went to school in Morpeth and can confirm that this fine historic Northumberland market town has neither kebab shops nor peasants, therefore the story cannot be true

I don't know much about Morpeth but if it's remotely like Widdrington, which I used to frequent, then I'd be inclined to agree .

 

[Wansbeck Viking]

I don't know much about Morpeth but if it's remotely like Widdrington, which I used to frequent, then I'd be inclined to agree .

Very strange place Widdrington. Royston Vasey springs to mind.

 

[THELORDRODWELL]

I grew up and went to school in Morpeth and can confirm that this fine historic Northumberland market town has neither kebab shops nor peasants, therefore the story cannot be true

Mag

 

[Turnip from the Tip]

I don't know much about Morpeth but if it's remotely like Widdrington, which I used to frequent, then I'd be inclined to agree .

The widdrington in could and should be one of the best pubs on the north east coastal trail. But sadly, it isn’t.

Mag

As a Sunderland supporter living there through the keegan era it wasn’t clever. Until Cantona killed them. Then it was quite good

 

[The Exile]

Bruce wasn't bothered until he realised nobody had brought him a kebab.

 

[Maravilla]

I grew up and went to school in Morpeth and can confirm that this fine historic Northumberland market town has neither kebab shops nor peasants, therefore the story cannot be true

There's a fair few knackers up Stobhill mind.

 

[Shandy drinker]

What Sauce?

Garlic and chilli

 

[Metro Man]

Is Shelves an affectionate nickname like 'Sleeves' ?

C'mon Shelves!

 

[Maravilla]

I thought Shelvey was a decent player?

The amount of Mags who thought this time last year that he was a better player than Henderson

 

[Daffy]

Ugly bald twat kicks off after being called an ugly bald twat

 

[Shandy drinker]

Ugly bald twat kicks off after being called an ugly bald twat

Do you call that news

 

[Nig]

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